...if that’s what you call living.

...if that’s what you call living.

nit-ception

Is Schefter on the hook for any kind of HIPAA violation for posting the PHI himself? Or is he downstream enough from the actual leak that he isn’t legally responsible? It seems like posting an actual medical chart without permission is arguable as much of a concern as the initial leak.

Bop it!

Scioscia, the guy who calls every pitch in every game, is having a hard time with people telling him how to pitch to batters? Astonishing...

My wife would disagree

Hey now, hold on a minute. That is NOT cocktail sauce, but it is one ingredient away from the recipe for ‘Secret Sauce’. Do you want that recipe to fall into the hands of the North Koreans?

I got pulled over for tailgating. The Cop showed me his gun. He pointed out the person I was tailgating might have a gun too. He asked me if I was trying to get shot. I said no. He said road rage is a great way to end up getting shot at by another driver and/or a responding officer. I have much better control of my…

That is a great answer, I hadn’t thought of that. Thank you.

How do edibles get you higher? Compared to say wax, dabs, shatter, etc....

One time, after this wedding. I totally hooked up with the bride. We went ALL THE WAY. We did it in the Honeymoon suite without anyone finding out. It was super sketchy. Also, I was the groom.

Fluffer

Yes, omg that was the best. Poor poor Joey Greco.

I identify myself as Rachel Dolezal. Ever since I was a young child (not one of those weird old children) i’ve considered myself to be Rachel Dolezal. When I was 5 and I drew self portraits I didn’t use the peach colored crayon I used the batshit-crazy one, the Rachel Dolezal colored crayon.

The John Carpenter version is my favorite movie of all time. That movie score is amazing for something played with one hand on a casio keyboard.

Only two poisonous spiders? That’s surprising. So the Funnel Web and the Red Back are the only two?

Twinkles by Grosstess, lol.

I met my wife (12 years so far) this exact way. It was at a Vanilla Ice / Tone Loc club show. We worked at the same call center, and I thought she was beautiful, but I had a personal rule about not hitting on people in the workplace:

In Everquest 1 it took us 26 hours to raid Plane of Sky when it first came out. I was raiding for 18 hours straight. I then slept, woke up and they were still raiding. A few folks were there for the whole 26.

No joke, despite the cliche setup, but... I knew a guy in high school who crashed his Saab into the back of someone’s house because he had momentarily blacked out from doing Whippits while driving. This was the type of Nitrous that come in little steel tubes, and you fill a balloon with them, not the version that…