I don't mind if a fool thinks I'm foolish, really doesn't bother me Mr. I Saw Alonzo Mourning guy.

Oh there's a stat for 'scared and confused' now? Or is that something that's likely based on opinion?

Not a car story, but in High School I was asst Foreman at a landscape company. I asked one of the new guys to drain the oil from all the lawnmowers so we could replace it. I demonstrated on one of the six mowers by removing the dip stick (that's where the oil drained on these guys), flipping the mower over an empty…

That was true for less than 1 season:

Nothing I've said is false, either. Everything I've said is 100% opinion.

Sabonis was cool, especially pre-NBA, but Shaq still would've made him look silly. Young Shaq made all other centers look scared and confused.

Needs more point guard.....and cowbell

What about Party Troopers? Jennifer is a Party Trooper . She troops at parties and the peoples knows this.

Where are the feathers?

I went to the same High School as Uma. I think she was only there for a year, and I never interacted with her. But yeah, I am basically famous myself because of this.

This is why Canada's repeated applications to become the 51st state are consistently denied.

I do Software Dev, not for video games though. In my 18 year career I've only been laid of 3 times. I consider myself lucky.

Re-read item B, and then relax and relish the fact that you won't be anywhere near Old for at least another 3 years (maybe more)

Celebrate Henry Rollins' birthday on 2/13 instead.

I have Morton's Toe. It's the most common genetic mutation. My big toe is kinda short. That's how I got into the X-men.

I was really enjoying getting to know you....Dave.

Why would that confuse Cousins? Did he think Klay was inbounding? Honest question.

3 officers simultaneously yelling at a suspect:
"Get down on the ground"