In my middle school science class room (when I was much older and the school was empty)

Right, but Jack Daniels doesn't taste like ground-up ass, doesn't require some absurd ritual to prepare, and Absinthe doesn't contain enough thujone to be psychoactive in serving sizes that wouldn't kill you.

Hell Comes to Frog Town was Piper's Magnum Opus. The story of the last fertile man on earth, wandering the wastelands with a nuclear bomb in his codpiece. Adapted from the Shakespeare play of the same name (I'm pretty sure).