misterfixer
Mister_fixer
misterfixer

Because Microsoft tends to market it that way- they tend to market it that. WAAAAAAYYYYYYY!!!!!

Until that darling little indie title becomes "cool" right???

EVERY NON-WOW GAMER: oh my GOD this is gorgeous! How can gameplay look this spectacular in an MMO?

are you insinuating that Gawker and Jezebel users ascribe to some sort of elitism or clique mentality? That's just silly...

Damn right! As a full time gaming philosopher and gaming culture pundit who has contributed so much to the gaming industry and demands so little in return, I would like to echo your sentiment and say:

LMAOLOLOLO YAWNSVILLE POPULATION BIOWARE- SCORE ONE GAMER AND SCORE ZILCH BIOWARE HAHA

b-but how will gamers have anything to bitch about? Now if they do have a timed exclusive playstationgamers can say "Oh well now it's just a dumbed down version for the Xbox. 30 FPS? What are we in 1982 amirite?"

Was waiting for a female assassin reference. It's the new "arrow to the knee" joke.

Well ladies there you have it. This is what happens when you overlook the nice guy. She brought it on herself and her daughter will not be any better #yesALLwomen.

jaded internet commenter is jaded

"...it also feels both long overdue and not enough. Where's the Black Widow movie? Where's..."

This is why pro gaming should be recognized by the nationals. I would recommend someone tweeting this to ESPN but his competition is pathetic. I mean, if you aren't going to take your role as a guardian seriously then DONT PLAY AT ALL.

Excuse me sir, could you reiterate what you just conveyed? It was hard for the rest of us to understand you with you face in the reseller-douchebags lap bobbing up and down while muttering something about wanting your father to see you now.

Yeah even when the babies get their bottles they still feel the compulsion to throw a tantrum. I guess that's what happens when you drop the same amount of money to play a video game as someone would to buy a pre-owned car lolz.

WAITASECOND- a yawn is a compulsive reaction one would have if they were tired and/or bored. Are you saying the news of the Mass Effect game is making you tired and/or bored???

Like being funny on the internet by being the first person ever to make that observation.

"Assassin's Creedforces a restart if you're caught. Deus Ex: Human Revolution grants far more XP to non-lethal players than others. Sneaky Bastards, a magazine for stealth enthusiasts, claims that there is no stealth genre, merely action games with stealth, because nothing lives up to their ideal of what stealth

"I just want a nice guy, chivalry is dead girls! Oh wait there's a total JERK on the internet, he's the kind of guy I'd NEVER go out with. Can you believe what he wrote?"

speaking as a devout WWF and Rock fan growing up I still have to go with Cage.

"Of course, not all Buddhist monks in Thailand are like this! So, please, don't think that."