Also, go ahead and watch Subarus AWD outperform any other “AWD” offering from its direct competitors. Lots of videos on YouTube will show you just how wrong you are about their technology. The AWD system they have in all of their cars is much more effective than the slapped-on “tech” that these other companies try to…

Look at the rising sales figures and you will understand why he has them listed #1. You may not care for them...but the ethos has remained the same, while sales has jumped to the point where they are scrambling to get more manufacturing capability.

Exactly, thank you...people only believe in extremes i guess??

well there IS a happy medium...it doesnt have to have ugly cladding and tack-on side gills. Its a very boring looking car with no angles or identifying/unique features. There can be stylization without bastardization.

Is there any real basis for the statement that the Pontiac Aztek is now “well-liked”? It doesnt seem to me that these cars have become sought after in any way...they are certainly not Deloreans, with every Breaking Bad fan aspiring to own a tan Aztek with a missing hubcap or anything.

In regards to the Jewish Christmas...last year, i had bronchitis and ended up in the hospital on Christmas eve due to coughing a hole in my lung tube.

I would be the brokest, most oversexed driving instructor on the planet.

oh god all i can hear in my empty domepiece right now is Jesse Ventura saying “SUPERTHERMITE” over and over again.

you are honestly the ONLY one in this thread that didnt get the joke. lighten up.

youre freakin me out, mannnn

These articles are great fun. The only part I cant stand is the “knowledgeable experts” in the comments section that JUST CANT WAIT to criticize your choice and lambaste you for picking something that requires expensive maintenance. I try not to ever comment because the people on the comments sections all seem like…

GOLD, my friends, this is PURE GOLD! “It’s not like the Chicago Cardinals played the Fort Wayne Spelunkers IN Pearl Harbor the day of the bombing. But the NFL just plows right ahead and pretends it’s still the official outlet for honoring America. What a load of shit.”

and if someone EVER hands me a cup of coffee with a damn House sitting on it, i will throw it right back in their face and scald them for life. Serves those animals right.

im with you...guess i can just do this shit tomorrow while they whip me from behind :-(

Mannnnn, this article really takes me back...back to around this time last year, when i first discovered the gloriousness of the 2014 Haters Guide to the Williams Sonoma Catalog.

This seems like a cool toy, but once the cricket realizes he has complete control over the vehicle, he will drive himself away from his captors, outside the house and onto the roadway where he will be squashed like a bug.

Douglas, your new car has arrived. Its a pre-loved (possibly hugged-to-death) Audi R8. My internet sleuthing has shown that the coupe held on to 56.5 per cent of its value over three years and 30,000 miles and is listed among the least depreciating cars of the past decade or so.

i dont normally get riled up by many of these stories of narrow minded tools, and chalk it up to ignorance and move on...but wow.

Dont worry, its great stuff nonetheless!

goddamn, his finger looks like a burnt and shriveled hot dog