I would be the brokest, most oversexed driving instructor on the planet.

oh god all i can hear in my empty domepiece right now is Jesse Ventura saying “SUPERTHERMITE” over and over again.

youre freakin me out, mannnn

These articles are great fun. The only part I cant stand is the “knowledgeable experts” in the comments section that JUST CANT WAIT to criticize your choice and lambaste you for picking something that requires expensive maintenance. I try not to ever comment because the people on the comments sections all seem like…

GOLD, my friends, this is PURE GOLD! “It’s not like the Chicago Cardinals played the Fort Wayne Spelunkers IN Pearl Harbor the day of the bombing. But the NFL just plows right ahead and pretends it’s still the official outlet for honoring America. What a load of shit.”

and if someone EVER hands me a cup of coffee with a damn House sitting on it, i will throw it right back in their face and scald them for life. Serves those animals right.

im with you...guess i can just do this shit tomorrow while they whip me from behind :-(

Mannnnn, this article really takes me back...back to around this time last year, when i first discovered the gloriousness of the 2014 Haters Guide to the Williams Sonoma Catalog.

Douglas, your new car has arrived. Its a pre-loved (possibly hugged-to-death) Audi R8. My internet sleuthing has shown that the coupe held on to 56.5 per cent of its value over three years and 30,000 miles and is listed among the least depreciating cars of the past decade or so.

i dont normally get riled up by many of these stories of narrow minded tools, and chalk it up to ignorance and move on...but wow.

Dont worry, its great stuff nonetheless!

goddamn, his finger looks like a burnt and shriveled hot dog

I hear that! Although, no maintenance is a lie. I ripped through those front wheels like crazy, because it was also a brake.

Tuuka Rask is FREAKING ME OUT, MANNNNN!!! Holy christ does he give me the willies.

wow we are all SO IMPRESSED that you are a TRUE ENTHUSIAST. You are full of shit, all that work to move 3 inches, and then repeating it over and over until your leg is numb...yea, real fun dude.

i like how people are telling you that your opinion is wrong. OH BOY IM SO IMPRESSED THESE GUYS DONT EVEN MIND IT!

Ugh im sorry to hear, sounds like you have had a similar experience to me. I was on a rural highway (I-81 past Syracuse) and im the only car on the road for miles. 2 cars pull onto the high way, and immediately start to block me in. I have no idea what their goal was, but they seemed dead set on blocking me in and…

Holy crap - well that sounds...less than ideal. So i imagine yours is disconnected? Thanks for the reply, always look forward to your articles and ridiculous updates, and I’m always sure to force my buddies into watching your youtubes after ive had a couple barley-pops.

My Lord, that fake spare tire cap is fauxriffic.

May i ask, without being crucified, why the 4-wheel steering might be disconnected?