Nancy Meyer's list of sins may be long, but sure look, my mam needs movies to watch too.

"kill him"

There was a boss in Yoshi's Story who never sat right with me, a big ball of cotton candy that as far as I know, couldn't hurt you at all, just gradually shrink as you slowly devoured him…

What does this mean for the Skull Island ride opening at Universal Orlando next year?

I know for sure I've mentioned this on the AV Club before, but I didn't know who Train were for years, and the day that I found out that so many songs I despise were all by the same band was an incredible and horrible moment. It was like the end of The Usual Suspects.

I can't decide what I want Mark Wahlberg to be less-a cop or a buddy.

For a child actor it's a fucking pitch perfect line delivery.

"Drew.."
"WHAT?"
"Why do you have to-
"BECAUSE I WANT TO! WHAT? I LIKE DOING STUFF LIKE THAT!!"

Sing "Eddie Murphy to you" instead.

Is this the movie with Natalie Dormer and she's all…*waves arms vaguely*?

no I…I know that. Jeff B. Davis gets this all the time.

You know AV Club, you don't have to post every Friends mashup on the Internet..

Make sure to let @JeffBryanDavis on Twitter know all your thoughts on the latest episode of hit TV show, Teen Wolf!

This is what I thought that segment of Andy Daly's Review would be, but it turned out to be so much more.

This all culminates in a Pitch Perfect crossover, right?

I've been to the town hall McDonalds in Bray a couple of times. It looks pretty cool (they should have gotten a few photos of the inside) but I mean, it was still McDonalds.

She swallowed his bobblehead to get her hormones, remember?

"Hey seemingly-ordinary kid, don't you know you're actually special? Well, can't stand around mentoring you all day, we've gotta go get the things from the thing before Lord Evil-Thing gets the things and things everything! And stay away from those gorgeous members of the opposite sex, love triangles are a distraction…

Artemis Fowl is the ultimate failure to launch a franchise, in all this time it still hasn't got the first movie done yet!

Deepest, bluest, Eli Roth's latest project is like a shark's fin