The website Topless Robot used to do a feature called Fan Fiction Friday, where the most hilarious and horrifying fan fiction was displayed. There was once a fic where the giant squid and the castle had sex.

This album killed young white punk me's interest in rap for some time.

Or the basement…brrrr…

I was gong to whine about list placements, but that's the worst, so I'll just say I'm happy to see Broad City get such a strong showing and say I found The Knick to be the best TV show this year.

How much of it have you watched? And why? I think the Big Bang Theory is terrible, so I never watch it. Save yourself some trouble.

That was never the impression I got from the opening of season 3, which was about being a show with mainstream appeal, which Community never was. "We're gonna have more fun and be less weird than the last two years combined" and all that.

"Modern audiences like to laugh". Did old audiences not?

Hahahahohwow

As I recall we see the grieving family of the henchman? That was pretty funny.

A younger me was definitely interested in Rosamund Pike. Good to see she's finally getting some real spotlight.

If we have the same DVD it had nothing on it but the episodes, and even they felt begrudged.

I loved Far Cry 3's gameplay but couldn't abide it's boneheaded "fratboy who just watched Apocalypse Now" aesthetic, which is why I preferred Blood Dragon. This sounds like more boneheadery.

Most modern comedy films are terribly underwritten though. To often they can't commit to a story long enough to take it out of the second act and it's just a bunch of stuff happening one after the other. Maybe someone learns a half-assed lesson at the end?

I mean, he doesn't even smoke. And that coat looks so clean! So did they really ever start production on a Constantine show to begin with?

Zdarsky is pretty great, so I trust him with this.

Pick one joke about nobody watching The Mindy Project and stick to it.

Not that sad 13 year old me didn't appreciate it at the time, but now all I remember is the awkward jumping through hoops as Amy Smart's character explains that she really likes Ben Stiller, but is going to have sex with his partner instead while Stiller sleeps upstairs.

Let's kill psib and split it.

I may disagree with some of Dowd's reviews but the responses he and others get for not loving every big film that comes out are unwarranted. I'd rather a critic have high standards than low ones.

How do we know the interviewer didn't ask him to ask the interviewer to ask him the que-INCEPTION HORNS