in a pinch, yes. in reality, not really...

hmm shallots, 1.99 lb. red/yellow onion .99-1.99 lb. OH NOES BANK BROKEN

Yes, this.

My girlfriend and I use shallots in quite a few recipes, and they are awesome. Possibly my favorite type of onion...

Red onions are a pretty passable substitute for shallots in a pinch.

El Jimador is definitely at the top of my list for cheap yet delicious as well as Mañana tequila. But if I'm feeling sophisticated I'll pour some Don Julio. You can never go wrong with the Don.

I second the El Jimador for margarita purposes

Lunazul's good for the price, and used to come with mail-in rebates all the time when I bought it in Virginia. Now I am in Massachusetts where discounting booze is banned, because the devil. GFY, Puritans.

and may I add Espolon, a classy tequila with a bitchin bottle

You can be academically gifted and go to a lousy high school or be ignored because you're the wrong color. I know someone who was not told about AP classes because they assumed he wouldn't be interested.

on your kindle fire

Strong Belwas streak field then eat liver and onions.

Having friends that are willing to help is always great, but we're adults - don't rely on your friends to come to the rescue. Be 100% willing to pay to move if your friends aren't 100% willing without coercing them with beer.

Agreed. I'm even of the thought that asking your friends to help you move is kinda rude. It's way too much work to ask someone to do, but your friends are stuck and mostly can't say no.

Yeah, I was severely disappointed when I learned that rates had been locked since my undergrad.

This is easily to do. Document the time required by working on vacation and submit it as billable hours. I've done this several times now when it was decided that they "Absolutely had to reach me and bother me". I recorded my phone call, rounded to the nearest hour and submitted it. Check your local and state…

Done and done. Last night I was looking to log into the Yahoo Sports app (formerly Sportacular) and had to reactivate a dormant account. Since the account was active I went ahead and checked out the new Flickr too.

Yeah, I have it on Sprint and the network here is probably equally as bad. Same situation, theoretically getting LTE...sometime.

What's the best DD-WRT compatible router on a budget? I'm looking for 1 or 2 USB ports, 802.11N (the faster the better), and Gigabit Ethernet.

You could get away with cancelling and signing under your spouse's name, even though you were in the same house? I should try that. I think cable/internet is outrageous through Cox, and it's in my husband's name. I'd love to get to introductory price if I could get it in my name, instead.