You should try doing it while asking a man for naked photos of his wife!

This will be Burfict’s 14th suspension in his NFL career, and his third for an illegal hit. After his ejection, the Raiders captain ran off the field blowing kisses to the booing crowd.

I’m going to strongly disagree with Drew on the wedding gift. If you’re in the wedding and you have to travel, then your presence (and the grand you sunk into everything) is your gift to the couple. Anyone who expects a gift after asking you to spend that much money to be a member of their wedding is an asshole and…

*Minor note of contention: it’s Trubinsky.

A plastic bag of styrofoam cups is also Alex Smith’s new tibia.

You know reporters aren’t going to get a real answer to this question, especially from Belichick and the Patriots. But by the same token, everybody on the Patriots knows the question is coming, so the stare down is just rude and an attempt to bully.

I knew that comment would have a swift and severe backsplash.

An inexperienced coach needs a reliable brain trust around him.

Welcome to America in 2019, where Arians claim to be helping a Gay but really just want to set them further back.

It's like there must've been some reason Vic Fangio didn't get a head coaching job for six-hundred years.

Good riddance, but if he wants to take Kraft and Roethlisberger with him, I wouldn’t object.

This is the worst episode of Ballers ever. 

I think “pulling off the ol’ double moochy” is what got him into trouble in the first place.

I can’t believe the Patriots went to all this trouble to beat the Dolphins.

Once again, a soccer story that ends with no scoring.

He signs the guy and the press are the assholes?

Sure, he has to retract his misuse of ‘concussion’ and ‘nerve damage’, but no one says a thing to the Lions about their use of ‘NFL Franchise’

Dad?

“Man driving oversized truck can’t get it up” FIFY