Yeah, I grew up in Minnesota and anytime a Vikings Player got hurt and the Vikings shit the bed later that game (as is customary), fans were insufferable. Talking to a vikings fan is always torture because on one hand they are the most strangely optimistic bunch while simultaneously acting like NFL’s most tortured…

Good point, I wouldn’t use it to laugh at fans of those teams. I was more making a point that those would all be as you said, “karmic retribution” and most of them are shitbag humans.

Not even Tom Brady being put on IR with a deflated testicle, or Ben Rothlisberger being punched in the dick, or Joe Mixon being knocked out by some lady at a bar, or Adrian Petersen out with a scrotum contusion, or Ngomonuh Suh being out for sprained ankle for being stepped on with cleats...? 

Please rank bridges in the United States. Bill Walton is a national treasure.

If I run into her at the store again, we may have to fight to the death. I think I can take her.

Maybe even some peace and quiet to enjoy a bologna sandwich and a big glass of milk like a real footbaw man.

ALMOST unanimous, the dissenting vote apparently carries more weight. It remains a formal living room. Maybe I can negotiate a spare bedroom.

The household vote to turn the formal living room into a pool hall and bar was nearly unanimous too!

This is why he always yells! When he doesn’t he sounds like a forgotten Looney Toons character with a different silly sounding speech impediment voiced by Mel Blanc.

Now we know what the cameraman from The Office does now.

This reads like a “deep thoughts, with Jack Handey” bit from SNL.

Nothin’ like some good ol’ radioactive Caesium Bromide on a french fries. It will change your life! (read: cancer)

Damn skippy, that is fucking awful. I remember barely being able to keep it down on a flight once. I asked a flight attendant for water and they said no. That was pure agony.

A commercial airplane is the worst place to be hungover, bar none. you don’t have access to a real toilet (or a toilet at all), you have 1 million people in a tiny space, the air is rancid, you can’t freely get water/Gatorade, and there is no taco bell on any plane I have ever been on.

I fully expect to see him in his next manager role at my neighborhood discount tire.

That is fucking unreal. If Vontaze Burfict (yes, a scumbag) did this, he would probably get banned from the NFL for life. What the fuck? That should be a 3 game suspension at the least.

Time and time again, the NFL shows us it is horribly incompetent when it comes to evaluating and selecting QB talent. Poor Tyrod Taylor. You are 100% correct, I just don’t think football front offices are as smart as you are.

This is brilliant!

Don’t be too hard on yourself, you and I are probably better at hiding in small spaces than Giannis is. We also don’t have to worry about getting a concussion from ceiling fans.

That block was unreal. a lot of really gifted players “turn on the jets” to speed up, whereas Giannis seems to have the ability to simply add 6" to all of his limbs whenever he wants.