yeah, the Avs are pretty terrible.

they are called “Coloradans.” Weird bunch

Chis Sabo. I thought his glasses were cool. Probably because I was a dorky kid who also had to wear glasses playing baseball.

Lagunitas IPA is watered down domestic beer? Shit, I had it all wrong!

I am so sorry, it must be horrible to have broken tastebuds.

That dumb redneck has great taste in beer!

The Dolphins are like watching an old lady try to save her lap dog from running into traffic and subsequently getting creamed by a semi. This team is a graveyard.

I know the feeling from being on a sailboat while going under a low bridge.

Dickhead would work well above number 11

Blake Bortles!

Don’t forget Dalton’s backup, McCarron. He looks better than good chunk of other teams starters (and maybe Dalton).

GROOOOAAAANNNN

that is a surefire way to make sure he becomes a blistered husk of a man, and most likely, a supervillain!

The Dodgers just shot themselves in the Dick Hill.

More like Louis JO amirite?

I love that there is a Wikipedia page for Pennsyltucky.

You know what they say about Pennsylvania: Philly on one side, Pittsburgh on the other with Alabama in between.

We have found a portrait of the victim:

Bars of the Country Jail by David Bowie.

If an ordinary human tried to do that, their skin and organs would travel a further 30 feet past their skeleton and finish in a gruesome heap on the dugout steps.