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St. Elmo’s Fired

Otto? Like Otto Parts?

Whole generations of people grew up not having to worry about stuff like Polio because of mandated vaccines just pissing in the wind now and taking future generations with them.

Her demographics don’t matter, and her firing isn’t anti-free speech.

THAT’S MY PURSE! I DON’T KNOW YOU!

American Dad is and always will be the far, far superior show in every way. Honestly, it has only gotten better since moving to TBS.

Just give it to Jennings, jesus, it’s a dumb tweet, still better than Bialik’s victim blaming and hocking junk science (plus being on TBBT, a sin no one can be forgiven of).

“And the number one band in America this week... Better Than Ezra.

His set on the Comedy Central Roast of Bob Saget when he intentionally bombed is an all-time favorite.  Just five minutes of the worst hack jokes you’ve ever heard and he committed to it 100%.   People in the crowd had no idea what was going on and the other comics on stage were crying they were laughing so hard.   

I loved when Nadja found herself sitting on the corpse and said “shame it wasn’t his face” while making a knowing look into the camera.

He’ll be back.  He’s just misplaced his toothpick.

Not enough stars.

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Yeah, it’s not like Wheeler Dealers, where Edd China is a genuinely likeable, knowledgeable, professional, and Mike Brewer was just a trash used car salesman cliché.

I can’t wait for this pile of Nazi shit to finally die. I often imagine how good it will feel when that breaking news finally hits.

Good.

“He named his swollen toe ‘Madame’ and she talks with a French accent.”

I’m a big fan of the guy, but he wasn't a great host, in my opinion

He out-cooled everyone even in animated form

Even though the season 2 finale revealed Guillermo’s true nature as a vampire hunter to everyone