It’s about goddamn time. I remember seeing this guy at a Be Your Own Pet show in NYC about fifteen years ago. He looked like a scummy piece of shit then too.

They make you look like a fussy little shit. They make you look like a college professor with a history of sexual assault. They look like a gaily-painted medieval torture device. They make your head look like a dressed Christmas ham.

And he’s fucking whining about it. Again.

I adore this movie.

Hey! Wha hoppen? 😢

Well this is totally unfair man ,RIP.

In a classic Ted like “aww.” Sad news indeed. Though I don’t think I watched an episode that didn’t make me bust out laughing at one point or another, I always thought he was seriously under utilized on the show, but then he was my favorite and as for his band’s tunes, I gotta go with this one...

Goddammit.

As each year passes more and more people discover the brilliance of Scrubs.

RIP Sam.

R.I.P.

Speaking as a Georgia resident, virtually every other fellow resident I’m seeing talking about this—from Democratic Socialists on down to people who voted for Trump—think this is a really, really bad idea.

Dr. John has better medical qualifications than these guys, and he’s dead.

Oh, The Places You Should Not Go

Oh my fucking god I'm going to scream.  I just had an argument with someone who believed its ma freedom to go out and live and why be scared of the flu.  For godsake 4000 people died yesterday in America.  Excuse me for valuing lives over money.

Well, tacos is first on the list.

So, does this mean that Schumer will be stealing recipes from Kathleen Madigan, Tammy Piscatelli, Daniel Tosh, and the estate of Patrice O’Neal?

“The 1904 Olympic Marathon was the worst race ever run”

have you re-watched as an adult?
If not, then don't!
Just cherish you childhood memories instead