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Everyone has perfectly explained what a horrible human this is.

Stay tuned, we will see this officers name again.

The Warriors would fly him first class to get him where he is needed.

JR Smith is James’s purgatory for The Decision.

The only way for JR to make it up is to somehow injure two of the warriors for the series on one play to open game 2 and be suspended for the rest of the series himself.

Van Gundy is right*. Either you can review all the judgment calls or you can’t.

Because the Cavs out-rebounded them and shot almost 60% through the first three quarters.

In that moment, LeBron fully transformed into “Dad watching their kid finally get a hit, then start running towards 3rd base” The perfect blend of horror, anger, and sadness.

Mark Jackson defended JR by citing Derek Harper’s brain fart in the 1984 playoffs. The only problem is that Harper didn’t brain fart every quarter.

“You should have aimed for the head.”

OH SNAP!

I am shocked that J.R. was spaced out on a play. Shocked.

Man, so LeBron is going to have to put of 50+ a night to keep this series competitive, and even then they might not win one.

Iron Man (LeBron) almost had Thanos’s glove off, and Star Lord (J.R.) had to come in and screw it all up. The following massacre is all his fault.

The 2018 Cavs in a nutshell

JR makes perhaps the worst play in Finals history and the comments are still full of people blaming the refs.

Finding Lebron was their offense for 47 minutes and 55.5 seconds...

That was a truly breathtaking bed-shitting, and I wouldn’t blame LeBron for being literally in tears.

I’m trying to focus on the positive here. The Cavs almost stole one from the Warriors on the road. But J.R. YOU DIDN’T HAVE THE LEAD YOU IMBECILE! ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS FIND LEBRON!!!

Of course, Sessions stopped caring a long time ago. He’s getting to do exactly what he’s always wanted to do; fuck with immigrants and black people and put them back “in their place.” A little indignity is a small price to pay for him being able to do the racist shit he’s always wanted to do.