They just sound so manufactured. Like if a computer put together a vocal group and applied music theory 101 so that it you end up inputting max talent and outputting predictable vanilla consumertrash. It’s as if that great 8th grade choir soloist was given nothing but heavy compression and wall of sound. Same old Do…

Real Tebow mechanics. Should do great at UCLA then fuck up the Knicks’ hopes for a few seasons when they draft him.

RIP

Well who is going to round out the year? Obama? Timberlake? Jon Stewart? The Queen of England? Neil DeGrasse Tyson? I thought maybe an NYE Times Square Trump collapse but remembered that we only lose beloved people in 2016

Also broken

Punters stand 15 yards back. A guy at 20 behind the kicker is going to be awfully suspicious.

Drives the lane... a whistle...and it goes the other way! Another offensive turnover for the Vikings.

Can confirm, getting fatter ruins bowtie wearability.

Odd, that’s when everyone was outside playing Pokemon Go

WHY IS THE HAT FACING FORWARD IN A KRISS KROSS REFERENCE

What he means is that we should create small groups of clandestine agents, “cells” if you will, and have them distributed around various cities of our enemies. They will all have with them a small but effective nuclear bomb for use in their city. The point of which is to really contaminate populated areas, which is a…

The Fipps/Overwatch mention links to a Frog Fractions story? I’m lost.

Edit, Frog Fractions are mentioned a few lines later but still lost.

When it mentioned he was a YouTube prankster I thought, “well that has nothing to do with it unless they were filmin-” OH THEY WERE FILMING.

A reminder that saying No before it happens may not stop it, but is important to getting justice. Still, I’m surprised that the police didn’t arrest those who acted after she started to vocally refuse.

Hey if the flight is free tho

Hmmmm, if only an accomplished basketball thinker who’d seen it all had been making a lot of money to figure out how to reach them and help them fulfill their potential.

people from “higher risk” countries

Redic*!

Hey guys our big stars are having a rough go of it, what with being household names and the extra hundreds of millions they get for endorsements. How can we structure the money more like the rest of the economy, ya know, widen the gap between the top earners and the rest? Fuck the union leadership

the settlement allows Volkswagen to modify some of the vehicles we buy back so they can be returned to commerce