Ms. Hanley Mellon's favorite song:

I was gonna say Tom Hardy meets Macklemore.

I was actually going to mention these. A few consultants in my office have them, and love them. I don't know that it's normal for one to spend the entire day walking on it (the consultants here use it for a few hours at a time usually, but I don't know what "normal" is). But if you're one the phone most of the day,…

I was looking up those damned under-the-desk walking treadmills (like I could even get my workplace to give me a standing desk), and those effers are more expensive than a lot of the regular treadmills. Which are expensive enough to begin with.

My boyfriend and I were just discussing shit like this. See, this list isn't the worst thing in the world, but it's the fact that it's the "Girl's Guide" that makes it fucking sexist. Why not just alter it a bit to be a nongendered list? Maybe something like, "A Guide to Surviving the Superbowl if You're Meh About…

The real question is which group of white, blonde Hollywood B-list celebrity friends will dress up as the cast for Halloween?

That's what you hate? Because what gets my ire up is walking past a hundred racks of cute stuff in straight sizes to get to the ONE rack of hideous plus-size "clothes".

You missed the point by a mile and a half, kiddo. Unless your fiancee is also your daughter.