As a doctor, every time I hear “6 week ban” it drives me f’ing crazy.

The rich don’t give a shit about things that don’t affect their money or themselves personally. The Elons of Texas will always have access to the abortions they may need.

The real prank are the 20,000 untested rape kits sitting in evidence lockers here in Texas.

Also, by implication, getting rapists off the streets *wasn’t* a priority before? Interesting!

You mean the men in power could have eliminated rape all this time and they're just now getting started on it?

I’ve been working from home for over a year and oh my goodness, claw clips have been my BF this entire time. All hail The Claw.

Yes- but did you ever clip your lips?? That’s true nostalgia right there 

Every single person I know who uses these clips does this. It’s also very useful for amusing young children by whisper-yelling “the claaaawwwwwwwww” as you chop it up and down on yourself or in their general direction.

As strong as making a staple remover into a little snake head. 

My first claw clip was a 1985 neon green one. I had to regularly soak it in hot water and sometimes use nail polish remover to remove the layers of Rave hair spray from it.

It is medically impossible to resist that temptation.

This storm was such a surprise.

Seriously this. Signed, an ortho nurse.

I don’t like to wear any shoe I cannot flee disaster in. Gotta be able to flee!

Some of y’all have never met an old lady who’s had to get rods in her toes to correct damage from years of wearing heels and it shows. 

Larry David isn’t alone. This sign was in the center of Chilmark when the Dersh was helping Waddles with his first impeachment.

Please use his full title: noted friend of Jeffrey Epstein, admitted massage enthusiast and alleged pedophile Alan Dershowitz.

So Harvey Weinstein consultant, OJ Simpson-defender, Epstein underwear massage-getter Alan Dershowitz is upset. Because he was taken to task about hanging with former students, at least two of whom (Pompeo and Ted Cruz) are assholes. I wouldn’t be quick to claim them.

Based on how Dershowitz himself described the encounter, I think it’s more accurate to say Dershowitz accosted David. Because apparently what happened was Dershowitz saw David in the store and said hello to him, and David ignored him and walked away, and Dershowitz followed him with the “We can still talk” bullshit.…

Good for Larry David.  May it ever be thus to all Trump enablers.