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Group Capt. Mandrake
missscottssunlamp

I like how the passenger gets out and looks down too.  “No, I don’t see a curb, I have no idea what the problem is!”

The clincher for me was during the U-turn. The passenger looks out of the cab more than once (he even got out!) and can’t seem to determine what’s keeping them from turning the truck around because there’s nothing directly behind them. The dude never looks up.

This was SO MUCH worse than I expected. So much worse.

What is up with the internet stars and TV shows? Isn’t this a backwards step - like Amazon or Casper and their physical stores? Who does this serve?

Lifting up Darnella Frazier (even as we hopefully learn not to just take police narratives for granted)

Damn Mike, you brought it on this one (not saying that you don’t always don’t, but this one was white hot fire).

There is no justice in a murder. The victim cannot be resurrected or brought to any satisfaction. There is some justice for the family to know that the victim was acknowledged and the murderer punished. There is some justice for society to know that out of 1000 times they got one right? So, yeah justice?

- I loved TCBY as a child. My drawing specialties at daycare were castles and a TCBY store.

Bc the rich think they’re people. They come up with sometimes elaborate justifications to not hate themselves for hoarding wealth and resources. They tell themselves they worked hard for their money. Tom Hanks maybe worked hard, but Chet is like any other born rich idiot.

I don’t know anything more White Boy Summer than a wifebeater.”

I mean hey, did anyone NOT think White Boy Summer would involve assaulting women?

How about you lay off the "adult virgin is secretly gay" jokes.

Complains about heteronormative bullshit, chooses picture of subject holding can of sparkling raspberry rose surrounded by flowers to support sarcastic take on their sexual orientation.

I shouldn’t have to point it out but : being a virgin does not inherently indicate you have problems with your sexuality.

I see couple of things happening with this Colton discourse.

The first step has been Now taken. Now we wait.

She literally got a Pulitzer for bullying Monica lewinsky for years. 

So on one hand, she didn’t actually come up with that gem of an opening line, but on the other, at least she linked to the tweet she nabbed it from:

It’s the kind of thing that gets put out when your communications director quits because he can’t stomach working for a sex trafficker. 

Wait, so their defense is “Matt didn’t request a pardon for this, but rather for the many other crimes he had also committed at that point that the newspapers haven’t uncovered yet”?