Also, consider what we would think of Nations now. Two guys kill a family. First the father, then the son, then the daughter, then the mother. Now a reporter is offering to publish a book in which one of the killers transparently lies about the crime. I certainly wouldn’t feel bad about the reporter not getting it…

I’m surprised, Smith seemed much more likely to write a book.

I don’t think Capote was a particularly pleasant man, but In Cold Blood is a masterpiece and I see limited literary value in a killer publishing a book of lies about his crimes. It might work as a historic document, but a book? Come on. “I Murdered a Family! Let Me Tell You All About It!”

“Hey look a lady! I’m gonna rape her- oh, no, wait... she went into the girls room. Dammit. Foiled again!”

I’ve seen a few people on Facebook share an article saying “SNL goes after Liberals” over the talking dog skit.

But Naomi normally gets along with everyone.

Mailsplaining!

My students love making fun of Trump. I’m surprised that none of the kids attempted to talk smack to him (and also relieved because I don’t think Trump’s ego can handle the wicked burn only a child can deliver). My five year old already calls him “the bad man” when he sees him on tv.

No, sex is the real sin, because it makes you happy and it’s free.

But please remember that abortion is the true sin.

Is this the liberal terrorism Twitter was talking about?

John Mellencamp sounds exactly like every person I’ve ever dated. And also like my dad. 🤔

3. That’s not what sufferage is.

“I would never ...” = “I didn’t realize there would be consequences for my actions.” Which is why we are seeing an uptick in racist and anti-Semitic acts; people are getting the message that they can get away with it.

I think Duane Johnson’s introduction of Lin-Manuel Miranda shows that he should host.

How I imagine the Takata deal went down, Law & Order Style:

The only moral abortion is my abortion. The only time I do not insult Obamacare is when my insurance is cut. The only time I promote gay rights is when my child comes out to me.

This is not an odd attitude for someone from the “manosphere”. Most of them believe grown-ass men should be able to have sex with any person who has hit puberty (or, at least, they used to—I don’t read their stuff anymore). For me, that was 10. Ponder that for a minute—I’ve argued with men who think I should have…

I had a group of friends in the late 90s (all black guys—this is relevant) who used to drive every other weekend from Sacramento to fucking Medford, Oregon, to go to an under 21 nightclub (I don’t remember if the minimum age was 18 or 16, but I think 18). When I inquired as to why in the fuck they would drive like 5…