Yeah, if we want to be shallow (and why the hell not, this is a Dirt Bag post), we can point out that Jen has since moved on to a younger and very handsome man who appears to bathe far more often than her ex. Why would anyone think that she’s still secretly pining for Pitt?

Well, the polls have it around 35% if I’m not mistaken. The rest seem to be opting for him out of greater distaste for Hillary. But still, that 35% believe our country can and should be led by this unhinged blowhard is frightening.

Now try to process that not only do some people think he’s qualified to serve as president, but that share of people is approaching 45% of the electorate.

Nars Sheer Glow. Light weight enough for me to feel like my skin is truly bare. Friends have asked me if I’m actually wear make up with full coverage. But it also covers a lot of old acne scars. I’ve been using it for 3+ years now, almost everyday.

Nars Sheer Glow. Light weight enough for me to feel like my skin is truly bare. Friends have asked me if I’m…

You think Galifianakiss’s persona is “dudebro?”

Awkwardness is the whole Between Two Ferns shtick.

I was riding my big wheel through a hotel my dad was looking after during off season(so he could write a book) and i came up to a room, where i shit you not, some guy in a dog suit was giving head to another guy. they both became aware of my presence and i fled. this was the 80s, before furries, mind you.

After seeing so many people say they don’t wash their legs. But, really, y’all motherfuckers need Jesus. And soap. Lots of soap.

you rascal you tricked me!!!

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn. This is the exact kind of celebrity gossip that I need to balance out the horror that is this election year.

24 hours doesn’t seem like an alarmingly long time to stay inside. My neighbors would be calling the police on me during every Law & Order marathon

“The closeted perv has never come out as gay”

Because he very well may not be; being a child predator /= gay. Abusive sex is about power, not identity.

The first thing that came to mind when reading he left scientology was this old gawker article by his ex: http://gawker.com/why-i-left-scientology-1703997050.

He was a real dirtbag while he was a scientologist but I generally have sympathy for those sucked in by cults and only hope he tries to make amends to his former wives and children.

Yeah, I saw in The Hunting Ground that I think it was 4% of college students are athletes but athletes account for 18% of sexual assaults on campus. Here’s the thing though, plenty of less prominent athletes have the attitude and priviledges but is Jameis still cited because of his prominence? Is it because his…

Some of y’all probably saw this on twinja, but my daughter turned thirteen this week so I made one of those stupid chalkboard things for her. She hated me. Also, her two friends flaked on her birthday celebration today, so we’re having a pity party. GOD I don’t miss being a teenager.

BEAUTY THREAD

I assumed it was a special tub for your period or a tub to bath in the moonlight.

Hey Jezzies!
So, I finally got rid of Tyrone, the Thy4 thyroid nodule on Wednesday. It nearly couldn’t go ahead, as a car ran into the back of the cab I was travelling to work in the day before, so my back and neck are FUBARed more than normal. The anaesthetist had concerns about the neck thing and her duty of care,…

I expected “moon bathing” to be a menstrual euphemism. From now on, it’s going to be, to me.