If my head were veal, which I know is it not, how much would it be worth?
Uh..I dunno…$54?
*looks around* No. I don't think I'll sell!

I thought she said "coin purse" which is slang for vagina

Not anymore

Julius to David Lee: "But I have said it to your face, Blanche!"

I had to leave to change my kids diaper during the tooth extraction scene and thought my husband had switched to porn - if you just hear the audio it sounds like really great sex.

I was afraid the cops would find Dee Dee's bag of drugs. It seemed to me Betty and some of the others intentionally interfered when the cops touched his bag.