Are these first few comments for real? In a story about a woman who was robbed and bound, wearing nothing but her robe, the comments focus on her looks, makeup and face? Huh? Did we all read the same article or did yall just skip it and share your thoughts on her face?

I have a habit of calling it “Shitty Fades of Grey” or “Shitty Fades” for short.

Is that a still from the movie? Because he looks like he’s not sure if that thing he’s holding is a skinny feather duster or a really big Q-tip. Isn’t he supposed to be the king of kink or something?

I mean to be totally honest, you might want to wait for him to ruin the economy- if you have savings, you will probably be able to pick up a bargain after the next crash (if our currency isn’t horribly debased in the meantime, which it may well be).

I love that movie and will watch it any time I can

That’s adorable celebrity couple news!

It’s kind of unfair though don’t you think? I mean... who the fuck knows WHAT Brad’s deal is. He is, in the least, confirmed to be better at handling his emotions at a time like this and playing the game at least to the point where he’s looking prettier than Jolie. But I mean... there’s also a lot of bias when it…

I want to send him my used sanitary towel in the post.

Your friend in drugs who sticks around after the drugs is a goddamn friend, indeed.

For what it’s worth, part of me hopes that you’re right and I’m wrong. Dealing with grief as a non-believer has been one of the more difficult things I’ve ever had to do. One of the things that really surprised me in the aftermath was how angry/jealous I was of people who believed, and who were so certain in their…

Thank you.

Oh, good, labial split pussy bows are back in fashion!

I respect that you feel that way

Also, it’s super-dickish to act this way to her while she’s with her three small children. She’s flying coach at the holidays with three tiny kids in tow - that’s already more of a punishment than what this guy doled out.

The thing about having kids is that you end up programmed to always feel a little sorry for people who have to distract their kids from something they don’t want them to see; even Ivanka Trump.

I thought the same thing and then realized I would in no way be surprised if ERW actually was dating Ed Harris.

I love my husband. Like, a lot. I think he’s funny as hell and sexy as hell and interesting as hell. He’s hands down my favorite person to spend time with.

There was no problem with the black vote. People of color vote if their voting rights haven’t been disenfranchised. White women turned out for Trump. Fifty-two percent of women over 45, as a matter of fact.

Or the Mayor of Sunnydale

Possibly Mayor Wilkins. That would also include vampires and demons.