I thought his name was Warren?

Ravenclaw and Slytherin would need Eagles and Snakes (respectively) so they, unfortunately, are just red/blue/green :/

yeah because nobody gets pregnant on accident and then has limited access to abortion or anything. nope that never happens in the US

darn it! i forgot about them, it makes perfect sense too!

MUTHAFUCKIN PLATYPUSES! I KNEW I WAS BEING TOO GLIB!

Right?! Never thought of this! Also, it’s nice to know there’s other ducky enthusiasts! Everyone seems to think I’m crazy! Lol.

I have a ducky collection and made the mistake once of trying to dust them all by just throwing them into the sink with water. Yeah I didn’t realize a bunch of them got water inside until the next time I went to clean them and they were all moldy!!

Why I should everyone in the comments saying Ariel would lay eggs?! Mermaids* are mammals!!

It seems more likely—since mermaids have breasts and nipples—that they are mammals. Mammals don’t lay eggs

I think I would still pick bees (even though I JUST GOT STUNG!*) because one can poo and wash without indoor plumbing but without bees we’ll all starve!

Omg I love Captain Ron!!

Well, conversely, why shouldn’t it have been a decisive win?

Oh that is soooo my princess (rest her soul) if I was ever upset, she’d literally shoulder MrPooslie out of the way DESPERATELY like “leave the comforting to the professional!!” The only times it didn’t make me immediately stop crying and start laughing was when I would be crying about how much I would miss her when…

Yes! When we dog sit the one dog kicks in his sleep. MrPooslie sleeps right on through and I need the morning is like why’s Max kenneled? Uhhh because I have to work I need the morning!

So our first dog we got when she was three. She was an allowed on the bed if there were two people in the bed so she would crawl in bed with me after mrPooslie went to work

stopped reading at: “Netflix only made five episodes available for review.”

Last season it was 1 per week.

well, if you had chicken pox as a kid, you had some form of herpes, yes

ugh and you get 500 texts from random numbers you don’t know because they included THEIR WHOLE CONTACTS LIST

lol its like a 150% raise for me. luckily mrPooslie is an architect so me makes fair money because before we got married, i had a job that made more money but was soul crushing