whats confusing? potatoes grow underground so they are using a digger to harvest them.

yeah my older sister spilled a pot of boiling water on her leg when she was in highschool. i remember my mom peeling her jeans off and her skin just...coming with them. like her whole thigh was just......i can’t even describe....

man LiLo was such a cute kid! so sad what’s happened to her. mental illness is THE WORST!

Just watch Aliens

i can see where you are going in your cold meds haze :)

*sigh* have you seen the new movie yet? there are model 8 replicants one of whom was the dude who was there when Rachel died in childbirth 30 years earlier....

i think if ridley scott says he is then he is.

ok, AGAIN—HARRISON FORD IS A REPLICANT AND IS STILL ALIVE. Rachel dies in childbirth—there is no need for her to have though, she could still be alive.

ok, AGAIN—HARRISON FORD IS A REPLICANT AND IS STILL ALIVE. Rachel dies in childbirth—there is no need for her to have though, she could still be alive.

1—if harrison ford is still alive, why can’t she be??

is she actually though? i sort of wonder if they just said that to protect her. to spirit her away from the outside world and keep her safe.

so send her an anonymous damned letter! Jesus, you are a monster.

ugh so sorry for her! i have 2 people in my life that have had a TON of miscarriages* and they eventually they would be distraught everytime they would get pregnant because they would just assume they would lose it again :(

*my sister had 12—-TWELVE all at 11-12 weeks—until she had a heart attack after one of them and…

I’m really feeling for Seth lately. He’s the only one with a DAILY (Sam Bee and John Oliver are only on once a week) late night show that is standing up for the people. He seems really stressed sometimes. His segments on Charlottesville and calling out Mike Pence on a closer look are always amazing. This week he…

I always thought it was because of Star Trek’s computer being voiced by a woman

Omg are you me?!

maybe whatever fake stuff it was mixed with was super stinky?

Right?! Like my dad went to COLLEGE FOR FARMING* back and nbthe 60s! That was before machines got all fancy!

New posters or people who get dismissed a lot will have their comments in grey and on the pending tab. I think you have to be followed by a writer or upvoted a lot to have black comments that appear on the main comments page. Or someone who is black comments on your post it will bring it to the main page in black.…

Are you me? I had what I call “bubble guts” in middle school and I heard some girls laughing at me (like, I was sick, dudes! Gimme a break!) and wasn’t able to poop in public for years!* yeah college dorms changed THAT! Though our floor had an unofficial pooping bathroom that nobody showed in and then there other side…