I really like “Sci-Fi Tom Cruise” (as I call him) not such a big fan of “Action Movie Tom Cruise”

i had to rein MrPooslie in because the most that could FIT in the church was 108 and he was wanting to invite people he hadn’t seen in like 20 years.
my side INCLUDING bridesmaids and family was only 10 people....

see i was actually thinking this would be preferrable to tiny seats. or like the little cubbys from the 5th element

you should really read “the girls who went away” by ann fessler. it is all stories from mothers who had to give up their babies pre-roe v wade.

you should really read “the girls who went away” by ann fessler. it is all stories from mothers who had to give up their babies pre-roe v wade.

ugh i wish i had the balls to say this to my SIL who is now up to 4 and her kids are soooo bad.

pssh. it ends the line of questioning if you just say. i don’t have kids because i don’t like them. people act so shocked. its the BEST!

I live in Pittsburgh and get asked by like random people at the grocery store, hair salon, etc. like why do you fuckin care?

I love Pepsi so much, i named my dog after it!

when he tried to rape Jenny, he couldn’t get an erection because she was laughing at him.

awesome. thanks! it is still hilarious to me.

idk why they didn’t just say “you can’t use that it’s copywritten” and avoid the drama

ugh YES! there is a line in either #3 or #4 where Claire says something like young Ian is a walking example of Murphy’s law and i had to pause the book (i listen to audiobooks in my car on my commute) and laugh for like 5 minutes.

OMG BLESS YOU! this has made my friday!

lol! my favorite performer at the ren faire i go to has a line in his show that his nipples are erece with excitement and then he almost always goes on a tangent about his ASL interpreter in the one city that does “erect nipples” sign by putting her index fingers out on either side of her chest and he then says “i…

Aww at least they aren’t itchy though, right?

Well”work” may be stretching the truth a bit. It’s sometimes less itchy than others but like the hulk and anger, the itch is always there.

it is actually dermarest shampoo, my psoriasis started on the back of my neck in my hairline so that was what i had on hand. I follow up with steroid cream or hydrocotrizone (if its not that bad) after. I have only had it a few months and i HATE IT. i have patches on my legs that look like leopard spots but are rarely…

this is how i do also, especially in the winter.

i used to never wash my face but then i got psoriasis so i have this special soap. it is awful when i forget (the itching--i want to scratch my face OFF) its such a pain in the ass