ok, i did too. the mr. was bring old fashioned. i didn’t get it but wasn’t that worried because he is very invested in making sure things go well! ;)

Mr.Pooslie and I didn’t have sex before we were married (we did just about everything else though). we’re doing just fine, thanks

thanks, man, sent mine!

see if you can go to the center for the blind in your area (if you have one) if you are legally blind, they may give you free glasses.

my parents had a blind friend (completely blind due to loss of eyes...) who BUILT HIS ENTIRE HOUSE BY HIMSELF. he also could rubicks cube! he would get a new one and put raised stickers on the different colors.

saw you were already corrected but i wanted to add: A is also BULLSHIT because we have no recalls because its against the state constitution.

fun fact: iphones are (or were a few years ago when my MIL’s freind i mentioned above got one) the MOST adaptive for the blind. they have apps that will read things for you and all that jazz.

My MIL is good friends with a blind lady that makes chain mail jewelry with the aid of a VERY brightly lit VERY strong magnifying glass she had specially made. She also takes photos with her phone and posts them on Facebook!

GASP! It’s almost as if you can be legally/functionally blind but still have limited sight for things like movement, etc.!

fun fact! i was in 7th grade when this all went down and my friend and I made up a song about how much we loved Tonya Harding, set to the “captain planet” tune:

BECAUSE IT IS A TERRIFYING AND AWFUL THING. THAT REALLY HAPPENED!

i don’t have cable but subscribe to her show on youtube.

Yasss! I had never heard of Ms. Wells before that comic! Love Kate Beaton! So hilariously educational!

MY GOD I loved the west wing!! I forget how much until someone posts a clip. I’m going to rewatch it and pretend Martin Sheen is president.

haha i finally got my bff to watch it and he calls it “the Vanessa show” she is THE BEST handsdown!

plot twist: its actually about the crime of wasting millions of taxpayer dollars on tripe!

OMG “the art of racing in the rain” ending made me cry literally* all night. poor mr pooslie (though, he did read it first and should know me well enough that he should have not let me read it or at least WARNED me to stop reading before the end). it was 1000% worse than marley and me since that still has such funny…

thats if it was:

Aww man! I tore my ACL partially at a graduation party in ‘99. Since it was just partial, they couldn’t do anything. When it suddenly tore the rest of the way 5 years later, it took the muniscus with it.

I don’t believe for a second that the ladies in these stories don’t know the difference between the two—MrPooslie says we could solve the energy crisis if we could only harness how fast I move if anything accidentally touches my b-hole.