About that last Trump tweet. Yes mate, less of us Latinos are trying to come into your country because it is fast approaching our own shittiness level making it not worth the effort to get in.

Ok, this is weird thing to critique in your comment., but a BIG part of the world has 4 names. Like me, and pretty much everyone else in latin america. It’s first name, middle name, your father’s last name and then your mother’s last name. Which to me makes much more sense than “we will all have ONE last name, it will…

How dare you tell me I cannot take medical advice from an unqualified, uneducated, un-certified famous person. She has money and is in my TV, she MUST know what’s best.

How dare you tell me I cannot take medical advice from an unqualified, uneducated, un-certified famous person. She has money and is in my TV, she MUST know what’s best.

Sounds waaaaay healthier than my “drink all the alcohol and fuck all the strangers” approach.

I had cheesecake for dinner last night and again for breakfast this morning. I regret nothing

I’m from Latin America but learnt English from watching TV so I sound like a 90's sitcom, I’m also very pale. People ask me where I’m from ‘cause I have a traditional latino name, and then tend to say: “Are you sure you’re not American? ‘Cause you don’t sound latino”.

I always knew I was smart, ‘cause my mother is a brilliant woman who was one of two women who studied to be computer programmers in the 70's in a top university. So she made sure that I knew that women were just as good and that brains was above all else, ‘cause beauty fades and brains remain.

I’m doing the same! I have to keep the tab open, the browser open and not turn my computer off. But it’s ok, it can take running for three days straight if it means I get to read ALL the scary stories.

Ok, I got around to writing this really late and I’m in the greys, so odds are no one will read it, but here goes.

She seriously couldn’t stand the creepy staring, specially ‘cause, like I said, he only did this at night, never during the day. I find it hilarious, but to be honest, if when I have a baby I get a creepy one like that, I’m not sure I could manage even with the sheet over his head.

I’m sorry you grew up in such an oppressive house. But damn! you are a fantastic story teller.

Wait, what?

Kids really are terrifying. My mom used to tell my brother and me that she was terrified of him when he was a baby.

I’m ok with the graphic detail, I too ruined many a good sheeting when I soaked through a tampon and pad combo.

Oh I am so with you. I have horrifically heavy periods and intense pain when I’m not on the pill. And I cannot take ibuprofen for it because the intense pain and heaviness if from having a mild case of Von Willebrand disease, a coagulation issue that forbids me from taking ibuprofen and most other over the counter…

I think you are quite right, they believe that sex while married=right, sex while not married=depraved. It’s these same people that believe that a man cannot rape his own wife, because they are married and she has to have sex with him, so rape would be imposible.

Argh and I though I couldn’t be more creeped out by this video, thank you.

I think the problem here is not really that you are making an excuse. I guess being black out drunk explains why he doesn’t remember. The point is that you need to be an incredibly shitty human being in the first place to this even if black out drunk.

I have no idea what recording you heard. Talking about how all the ladies want him is very different from saying that he kisses women without their consent and they just let him do it because he’s a star.