Somebody needs new batteries in their sarcasmometer.

because it’s dull you twit!

It’s. A. Joke.

It’s like reverse eggs in a basket.

It’s an effective way for people who are bad and terrible and not good to identify themselves.

It is 100% subjective, but no matter how carefully it is done, I think it looks stupid.

For the foods, the base assumption is that you minimize their exposure to the air and water. That’s not the food spoiling so much as other organisms finding their ways into the container.

None of that is actual spoilage...just contamination.

Seconded. My cop ex used to refer to his female co-workers as “bleeders”.

Police departments are basically adult fraternities. She probably was not having an easy time before converting to Islam, just on account of being a woman.

Why is being a nice/decent/respectful person so fucking difficult for some people? Assholes.

With the sodium hypochlorite in bleach overtime the oxygen actually seperates from the molecules. After three months typical 6% solution bleach is no longer considered concentrated enough to be effective for disinfection.

If the ban were announced with a one week notice, the “bad” would rush into our country during that week. A lot of bad “dudes” out there!

We’ve all been that drunk girl.

I live in Oregon, and I support a secession of the western states (OR, WA, CA) to form Pacifica.
If that doesn’t work, I’d like Canada to adopt us as Canada’s ballsack (look at the geography).

......or this is the end of days and you can plan on spending your golden years foraging in an irradiated overgrowth narrowly escaping the constant threat packs of wild dogs pose.

Tough shit. I’m tired of being Captain Save-a-Ho to the rest of the knuckle-dragging mouth-breathing country. It’s not MY job to drag you kicking and screaming into the 20th century.

I went to Baylor. My wife went to Baylor. Our kids won’t be Bears.

Baylor alum here. May I suggest the Brazos River near campus? A lot of used needles, mutant fish and other charming oddities would make them more comfortable.

The Baylor football program, police department, and any boosters aware of this need to be drowned in a deep lake.