Oh, to be 22 again and utterly convinced of my own awesomeness.

ABC wasn’t going to cancel it after picking it up. Noah is just another young actor who got a little money and a little (emphasis on little) fame thrown his way and decided to use the opportunity to show what an obnoxious twit he is. ABC saw it for the minor controversy it was.

I read the linked Vulture interview and, just, wow.

Except she’s rich and powerful so whatever Trump or Cruz do to us little people, her money would act as a buffer for her. Plus, she’d get even richer ‘cause TAX CUTS!!

Because he’s a racist trash scumbag. There is no other reason for anyone to support Zimmermann.

It saddens me that people like you exist.

And here I thought that the good times were done after reading about George Zimmerman getting punched. Matthew McCarthy, well done.

Eh, the “I’m religious and cannot have my image associated with porn!” angle is weird, but I don’t blame him for a second for trying to sue the shit out of Duggar. You would think “Josh Duggar’s a piece of shit and he wrongfully used my image and now I’m being harassed because of it” would be good enough though.

Why does Gwen Stefani insist on appearing so desperate.

Because Scooterdog is scared of black teenagers too.

I think you’ve stated this well. I was pretty uncomfortable with the article honestly. It smacks of “Damned if you do, damned if you don’t”. I’d rather most men get there just because women are people, but most of us are raised a way, and as we meet more people who expand our horizons they open us up to caring about…

Even my best friend who is Republican (but not crazy so) said to me at happy hour last week “Damnit! Can’t we just KEEP him? Please?” It was a very proud day for me.

I hope Joe wears the “Barack” bracelet and Barack wears the “Joe” bracelet.

Joe Biden has to have a worlds best grandpa mug. He has to!

I am still so incredibly uncomfortable that I simultaneously have a crush on Joe Biden and want him to be my grandpa.

I cant wait to see him wearing that on January 20th. I will be so upset if they don’t both wear them. (lets be real I am going to be upset no matter what HE CANT LEAVE)

MOTHERFUCKING FRIENDSHIP BRACELETS FUCK ME

Winston: That’s like the president and the vice president not being best friends.
Nick: They’re not best friends.
Winston: Come on, everybody knows they’re best friends.

Do you think he made them himself? I like to think he did.

Also, Joe Biden! Today! Tweeted this picture! For Obama’s 55th Birthday!