Exactly what did Katherine Heigl ever do that was so terrible?

Who cares?

I just love Dolly. Everything about her makes me happy.

Brown continued to dig in, calling Warren’s false ancestry claims “a reverse form of racism.”

Hmmmm...where do people get these ideas??

They are murderers. Their child was dying for a prolonged period of time. They could have helped him at any time. They chose not to.

Jerke is a fitting name.

He tweets in defense of the animals. He’s all right with me.

“Her caption, taken from Sir Mix-A-Lot’s “Baby Got Back,” immediately irked many who found it to be insensitive coming from a rich white woman.”

I always thought that was her name.

That’s why he always has his characters talk so fast. Throws you off balance enough to think you’re hearing something brilliant.

Fuuuuuuck yooooouuuùuuuuuu!

Didn’t realize you had to run new people by your ex. Perhaps he needs to man up.

There is police video of him in his house walking on his residual limbs. He was totally steady.

Perhaps he is unaware that you can be gay and Latino at the same time.

That’s Christina and Adam, not Adam and behati.

I guess she should have been nicer to him. /sarc

Sounds like Rebecca Schaeffer all over again.

I actually sympathize with Ryan Seacrest (god help me) on this one. It’s been happening to me all week. I'm just hoping this isn’t going to be a regular thing. ‘Cause it’s as annoying as all get out.

“An Orange, Bigoted Potato with Butthole-Lips”