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Dude, kids say all kinds of things. My son told me he was going to take his power wheels to the park today. They rarely follow through with them because children.

WTF, I thought I was getting a handy cheat sheet I could send to all my friends. Don’t got time for no video

You know, I had a long sarcastic response all typed out, but then decided - oh, fuck it. If you genuinely believe it’s 100% fine to intentionally do things you know will hurt other people just because hey, fuck those people, they aren’t you and what you want is more important than their stupid families and feelings

I absolutely adore Dj Khaled. He just seems really excited about life and the more he's positive and excited, the more good things seem to be happening in his life. I mean, Beyonce? Good for him!

Up until about a month ago, I thought Father John Misty was a plausibly pretentious hipster band name invented for Master of None.

James and Lala aren’t.

“Have you been here before?” I asked him. “I don’t count how many times I go places, I’m too busy,” he responded proudly.

I do remember enjoying the fries and eating them so quickly and aggressively that my date did not get to have very many.

I don't find this crazy because all my Indian cousins kids look like this. They also come out with thick eyebrows and full beards lmao not even kidding. The girls and the boys.

Whoa, it just occurred to me that Juicy Joe will be doing his time at Fort Dix...alongside Apollo Nida, onetime beloved of Ms. Phaedra Parks, Esq., of the Atlanta Southern Belles Coalition of Funereal Proprieters™ and RHOA.

The biggest swerve is Rory getting with Tristan :)

I would be the same way. Meningitis isn’t something you play with and these people just tried to special purée their kid back to health.

Whitneys version is iconic and significantly different from Dollys original melody. When you view both versions in sheet music form it’s very easy to see the differences and Dolly 100%

So in this instance, Beyonce is covering Houstons Version. Dolly is a queen whom I adore and love. (Her cover to Stairway to Heaven

Biden urged them not to retire just to affect who could nominate their successor.

From my experience as a cop many women recant their stories for whatever reason, and I can’t judge that.

OH MY GOD DO YOU GUYS EVER TAKE A BREAK, GO READ A BOOK AND HAVE A CUP OF TEA AND DO SOME SUDOKU OR SOMETHING

You should see her baby pictures!

Oh hai— I’m the author if the blog posts. I post a lot on reddit about HWs (it is my turn off the brain candy) and decided to go through it all to make sense of things and well, here we are! A lot of fans of the show, like myself, have expressed similar feelings and other HW blogs have certainly questioned it before I

How come she gets paid to sit on park benches, eat McDonald’s and laugh to herself when there are poor, starving people that will do it for free.