Tell me more about how I feel.

Pregnant pubic crab.

Word. What says “America!” more than some good eagle fucking?

They recently discovered what may be the mummy of Hatshepsut. I had never heard of her till my daughter did a report on her. Apparently she ruled Egypt as a man - the King Herself. Very successfully I might add.

Bingo! He’s very quick to call women names based on his assessment of their looks. But if she’s pretty? Uh oh, must be upset and on her period. Because that is what he meant. He just realized that it’s seriously offensive so he’s trying to backpedal.

“She’s such a loser menstruating woman for asking me a question about a glaring weakness that I have with slightly over half the population of the country!”

When he says “angry” and “blood coming out of her wherever” what he means is “a woman calmly disagreed with me based on facts and she’s too good-looking for me to insult her attractiveness.”

A lover of women... unless they’re bleeding or breastfeeding. And then we’re apparently disgusting.

If there was blood coming out of her eyes it was because they were bleeding having to look at his anus face.

I would vote for Terry Crews because he identifies as a feminist. Plus he's awesome.

Neither a floor nor a ceiling.

I clicked through to the statement on Twitter, and one of the related tweets on the side column says this. Hahahaha

False equivalence. You won’t hear any Democrats behaving like this. Trump is better at the shit-hurling theatrics than the rest of the GOP, but they’re all reading from the same playbook. The race to out-clown and out-racist and out-sexist each other? No no, that’s most definitely a conservative thing.

Not really. I don’t have to have a gay person in my family, or be gay, to want them to have basic rights. And on Trump’s latest comment, if Bernie Sanders said it I’d be appalled, and I don’t even like Megyn.

I think she’s the human embodiment of a selfie stick.

This Caitlyn love on liberal blogs has to stop. She is an awful, horrible human being, worse than anyone else in that family and that’s saying something. Fuck her (and I’m glad her show is tanking.)

Can we get Bette Midler a job at MSNBC or something? I’m seeing a lot of potential here.

I was minding my own business (being a drunk asshole) outside a club, when a cop (not a cop, a security guard) hand cuffed me...am I cool yet?!

Missing from these estimates: How assaultable they each are.

Ha, I wish! Just a Londoner kept at work late and plied with alcohol to keep me obedient.