Because you need someplace to keep your tiny white balls, Donnie.

Pretty sure Ronan is referring to Scalia’s dissent.

Weddings are about to get a lot less boring...Lena Dunham. Conversely, Lena Dunham is about to get a lot more boring.

Man there sure are a lot of pissy old white dudes on the internet today. I wonder what happened.

This is incredibly moving. It may have taken six years, but this week I got the POTUS I voted for. Love him & his Out of Fucks to Give 2015 tour.

Um...unless teddy bears have their vaginas where the rest of us have our mons pubis, this lady is working real hard to create a problem here.

The phrase “vaginal crease" is more awkward than that cake will ever be.

I don’t think I noticed the “peckernose” before?

I feel like Palpatine but instead of wanting to see the hate flow through them it’s the crazy. And the hate. Both the crazy and the hate.

Wait, is he saying there is a trade deal for rapists?

Oh, hell no. He doesn’t deserve happiness. You AIR THIS SHIT OUT to the wife’s family by any means necessary, as quickly as possible. Annulments are easier than divorces.

i think she wants her face plastered on $10 bill

First the flag in SC, and now Palin on Fox. What’s next for us liberals? Equal pay for us women? Marriage for all? It’s only Wednesday; I bet conservatives can’t wait for this week to be over.

She’s also running a contest on Facebook where you can vote for the woman who should appear on the $10 bill, although she’s also made it clear she disapproves of the whole idea: “Since politicians just can’t leave well enough alone, and evidently have nothing else to do, they’ve decided to create a new $10 bill…

Of course she is in the pond. You know how she avoids those lame streams.

Well the point you seem to have missed is the double standard.

Let's share a big box of Nerds then be naughty and play Manhunt after the streetlights come on.