Yes, but the c-section pretty well borks your abdomen with a big scar that creates a “pouch” above it. Trust me.

That is too perfect. TOO TOO good.

Eleganza you say?

To be fair, Ben & Jerry were here in Des Moines, IA yesterday doing an event for Bernie Sanders. I cannot explain the people here who support Trump or Carson, but we’re not all morons (and only parts of the state smell like pigshit, loads of other unusual scents to enjoy here!)

Same. And once I read that he’s gaining support within the white power folk, I became even more concerned.

Well, I’m a 6 in and 30 in so far. The Bob Saget is....weird. Sort of spot on, sort of terrifying. Maybe that equals spot on?

I lean towards blobfish. But melted candle works too.

That Dad is an ASS.

“He also, rather offputtingly, revealed that he doesn’t necessarily trust that a female reporter will ask him worthwhile questions.”

I haven’t laughed that hard in a long time. My face hurts. May have peed a little.

Please don’t.

This story is quite a whopper.

I don’t know if Trump has been completely in on this whole thing from the start or not, but I have no doubt everything FOX did regarding the “debate” the other night was 100% staged for ratings. They either goaded Trump knowing he would misbehave or planned it with him. With Trump’s cooperation or not, FOX has finally…

And hot. And hung. And funny. Not that that’s my criteria for POTUS, but if we’re voting in a reality TV frame of mind....

Pretentiousness.

His hair confuses me. Not the diagram, I get that. But is some of it translucent??

Right? That’s a brilliant gown.

Yep, Suzy Parker’s sister!

Oh, I’ve done a whole day of lipstick pics on my vintage biz page on FB!!! One of my faves, Schiaparelli 1944.