How many more human beings will let these girls down? What kind of fucked up world is it where a small child tells their own FATHER that their brother is molesting them and has the father initially do nothing, then when he finally does the person he happens to go to is this guy?

According to the collective geniuses on their FB page, this is all Oprah’s fault, because she is a racist. I could not make that up if I tried.

Oh Madonna. We all could be jelly of your fame and wealth, but when you insist we be jealous of your up-the-nose selfies and arrogance, I think we all kind of cringe collectively.

LIL B. The cost of bags is built into the price of the product. They’re not free for anyone.

John Mayer= definition of trying too hard.

Any opportunity to grift and look like the All Amurican Family. Win-win.

Bless you, I’d kill to see ANY Hedwig.

PLEASE come to Iowa. Please. Please.

That is laughably low on the list of things that happen while pregnant that could cause nightmares!

Drunk and high, sure sure. But there’s no excuse for that hair and ensemble. That’s just sad.

Balls.

I spaced this one! Met Metallica in 1990-ish. A friend had a friend who worked for Ticketmaster so would hang w/ bands post show in the hotel, we went along. We each took a beer, you know, as you do. It’s a room party with Metallica, so we don’t figure it to be BYOB. However, James Hetfield sat his ass on the cooler…

Is that Dennis Miller’s smug un-funny face in the front row, left of blonde lady?

He does a pretty good job of making it clear he’s a douchebag whenever he does an interview, too. For all that fame and fortune he seems like a miserable man.

I never thought ever he was a nice man, somehow. But as an aside, every time I read “the Aristocrats” I see “the Artistocats” and am in Thomas O’Malley land.

Does Mike Tramp count as a celebrity? Singer for 80s hair metal band White Lion? Because I met him in the crowd after his band opened for KISS in 1987. I was 18, and my sister was with me and was 13 years old. 13. He came up to us and asked my 13 y.o. sister if we wanted to go backstage. Naturally my barely teenage…

I want desperately to be a happy “fat” person. I used to be a happy (oblivious) “thinner” person, but life happened and here I am. Years and years now of diets, programs, hypnosis, all of it and still heavy. I feel like I could be happy but I cannot and have never learned to dress this body in a way I like and feel…

He can only hope to be as as suave as this O’Malley.

I’d watch that show.

This dress is the sexy hot dream every gown worn on the Lawrence Welk Show ever had.