Pimp Master Pete

Pimp Master Pete

I just saw some guys working on a tower tonight but they were using a cherry picker and I didn't know enough to stress out about them on the job. Now I do. 

I just saw some guys working on a tower tonight but they were using a cherry picker and I didn't know enough to stress out about them on the job. Now I do. 

The worst Roseanne would say about him after he made some comment about her body was that he has an upside-down triangle head.

The worst Roseanne would say about him after he made some comment about her body was that he has an upside-down triangle head.

I believe Lou Ferrigno has an open schedule. MIDDLE-AGE HULK PONDER THE VOID for the win.

Looks like the deal breaker for Nick and Caroline was over her window treatment. Wish we could have seen Nick say, "Either those drapes go or I do."

I grew up listening to the Frank Sinatra version. http://youtu.be/757LjrGaYLI
The Peggy Lee cover is also great. It's the kind of song a 60s hipster would be pretty bummed out about having in their "cool" Beatles-like commercial.

As awful as Pete is, there are always grounded reasons for his acting out. Trudy is a great wife but she's spoiled and always gets her way. She got a child and a house in the suburbs (neither of which Pete wanted), and now he's driving home from the train station instead of living in Manhattan. And because he's Pete,…

Shit. I'm going to put on Paul's Boutique because that album is mind-blowing and a work of art. *sad*

But let the record show—many of them do suck at acting.

Those young non-profiters were almost giving her the side-eye when she was going on about being bullied. IT'S NOT ABOUT YOU, AUBREY.

Nadia's list of American things she likes put me in a hypnotic stupor. An American stupor.

Keeps people from constantly asking, "So what's your spirit animal?"

Put a bird on it, Johnny.

I dunno…Trump said he wanted to fire her this week but he couldn't because she did a good job on this particular challenge.

This may be why Macy's keeps going bankrupt.

Stupid "Charmed" was set in San Francisco. A San Francisco that looked suspiciously like Echo Park, populated by blow-dried actors of bland demeanor. Angel puppet was a more realistic concept than all of "Charmed."

WHO made the Angel puppet with its wee leather jacket? I want to shake his or her hand.