What'd I'd like to know is how the mothers of your children were keeping it together all this time.

I made a burner for this. No one knows this story except me, my husband and our healthcare providers. I had an abortion of a baby I wanted more than anything, ever. I loved her so much.

I think Rihanna blue-balling Drake might be my sexual orientation...

Jealous looks.

Omg. It’s a brilliant move on his part. It’s so smart.

I have not stopped laughing over this Rob/Blac Chyna thing and I NEVER WILL.

Best title reappropriation EVER. All the fist bumps.

It’s SO inappropriate! Not just because of the graphic sandwich boards the kids are holding, but you have to figure some abuse and “fuck yous” get thrown at them before the people yelling realize there are children present. It baffles me that people want to bring their kids along when they stir up shit.

And marry somebody with a big dick.

I 100 percent believe this, and I am usually a totally rational person.

TL;DR Bristol Palin is incapable of passing up a raw dog, and her parents will do anything to make sure she’s seen as a innocent, persecuted Christian who Satan repeatedly makes dicks appear in her vagina.

Did anyone else listen to his interview on Morning Edition this morning?

I have already commented once, but I am going to do it again, because I think the authors are missing a key point—with the advent of Uber and Lyft it is now MUCH easier to bail in the middle of the night. Before, I used to have to A) hope he lived on a busy enough street that I could find a cab, or B) commit to public…

Diana Moskovitz deserves a fucking Pulitzer for her coverage of the NFL’s craven stupidity on this issue and and, truthfully, in all things.

In 1987, when I was 10 years old, my mother had stage 3 non-Hodgkins lymphoma. Legitimately. I was TEN and watched my mom go through months of chemotherapy, and then 11 rounds of radiation treatment. I watched her down dozens of pills, many of which were not covered by insurance. I watched her lose all of her hair and…

Is it just me, or do you stop taking someone seriously the minute they use the word ‘hubby’ in a professional email?

They need to hire Moriarty

Wait. Social Media isn’t real? Young lady, that baked chicken & rice dish I posted last night was real and it was goddamn delicious!

She may have been born white, but in her heart she will always be Hawaiian Tropic #3a Medium/Dark.

I really hate his midlife crisis