thank you erin

this is a good comment

nick congrats on yer bod and like

this story is confusing me. I don't know whether to go serious or snarky.

Let me preface what I'm about to say by indicating that I think Fox News is utterly worthless—a white, conservative echo chamber of... whatever, I seriously doubt anybody here disagrees with me. Fox News bad. BUT... I am confident Megyn Kelly would not stand for this sort of bullshit. Megyn Kelly would've put this…

I hope he finds out he is number 4 in the rotation because his dick game is kind of weak.

He's a huge twat! For example, he got a tattoo to commemorate Miley Cyrus' dead dog, even though at 54 he is wayyy too old for that nonsense. Also, I saw the Flaming Lips a couple years ago and he was twatting up a storm. He was all petulant and needed constant validation from the crowd and he was prancing around like…

Johnny Depp has turned into every woman's nightmare: together with a woman he raved over for years, ends it and quickly gets into a relationship with a young thing, turns into a bloated mess, looks like shit, and loses his grip on his career, reality and pretty much everything else. I imagine he blames his ex somehow.…

I think it should be a legislative rule that if they claim there is some type of scientific evidence for their bullshit bill, they must submit at least 10 peer reviewed journal articles (among a list of reputable journals) in which half of them must be published within the last 5 years.

Yep. Not that Kelly is doing it here, but just in general I'm getting sick of people giving religious figures and institutions cookies for backing off their historic bigotry a tiny little bit. It's the 21st century. You get no points for joining the 20th century.

I wore my mom's dress. As she handed over the box to me, she said, "I'm sure you will have to take it in A LOT. I was very chunky in 1968." Cut to me trying on the dress a few weeks later at the alteration place. Dress fit me like a glove. That was like delayed shade.

Kathy has nothing on Mama Joyce

Sean?

Rumor has it that one of the reasons for their breakup (cause let's be real, her not showering for two, three days is definitely breakup worthy) is because Sean slept with Lea Michele, which I can see happening because Lea and Naya supposedly don't like each other and I can see Lea sleeping with Sean out of spite.

True story: as a Polish girl, I'm, like, 25% butter. The rest is potato.

Potatoe is very...exotic.

TIL: Donatella Versace is SO rich that none of the people in her life (by friendship or by employment) will tell her she looks like a skeletal puppet... why wouldn't anyone tell her?

I just think no one believes she actually has it.

That Clooney picture just got me pregnant, I think.