misslanao
MissLanaO
misslanao

It is MIND BOGGLING that anyone involved in this profile thought it would help at all. So bizarre. The more you give thought to their relationship and how it all went down (including him having sex with her/taking nude photos of her while he was still in a relationship with her mother) there are basically no

I think that it’s hilarious how much he disdains the movies (even though I watched them and enjoyed them as a guilty pleasure), but let’s be real, if a woman did this she’d be immediately labeled as a bitch/high maintenance diva, hard to work with, etc.  See: Katherine Heigl.

For those of you about to google the same thing, Kimberly is actually a year older than Don Jr’s stepmom Melania.

10/10 would contribute to a Josephine Bonaparte biopic kickstarter

That Freud/Jung one was my MOST singularly uncomfortable movie watching experience. I saw it with my parents and I literally at one point covered my head with my jacket in mortification as she is *spoiler alert* getting sexually spanked.  From one Lana to another, by all means watch it, but don’t watch it with your

Just a friendly reminder when this guy gets you down that his own family fucking hates him and there’s a 99.9% chance that he’s never actually had sex.  

Jennifer Garner is a fucking SAINT.  Seriously.

i just... don’t get it. She’s a model. With what i assume is an unlimited wardrobe budget. And a staff. No one was like... hey maybe this outfit isn’t appropriate for this activity? It makes your head explode to think how conservatives would have responded had Michelle done something like this.  

I constantly have to internally debate myself about whether or not Pence would actually be preferable over Trump.  

Sorry, this is gross.  It would be gross if the genders were swapped too.  I’m not saying you can’t have an age gap in a relationship, but starting one when you are 18 with someone who is 45, 46 is not the same thing as a 30 year old dating someone in their 50s.  

I think these people are all awful, but I do feel bad for Trump Jrs wife. It feels like he moved on VERY quickly after they filed for divorce, especially considering they have multiple children together. In general, they could cool it on the Instagram oversharing.  If not for his ex-wife’s sake, for the rest of us

I have PTSD from this fight because it might as well be a fight I’ve had with my own sisters hahahah.  Hopefully they’re also like us in that after ignoring each other for 3 hours someone texts the other about food and everyone pretends nothing happened. 

I can’t imagine how stressful it is to have to bang knowing that the Queen of England is under the same roof.

As a San Franciscan I am continually shocked at how she used to be married to our mayor and lived in this city which would absolutely tear her to bits now.  She is the WORST.

Totally worth the click through and longer read. Levels of infuriating. I can’t even imagine being so let down by EVERYONE who was supposed to help you, that you have to resort to investigating your own rape like one of these amazing survivors to the point where she FOUND HER OWN RAPIST AND STILL NOTHING HAPPENED.

I read this article last night and it was so heartbreaking.  I just don’t get the cognitive dissonance of these people.  They’ll go to great lengths to stop those in custody from obtaining abortions but then just sit back and watch while they miscarry???  What.  the.  fuck.  

Came here just to say this, no way she has nothing in there.  I’ve got no issue with someone having plastic surgery or other cosmetic procedures done, but own up to it.  Especially when your followers are largely comprised of young girls.  

I’m very, very impressed by her! I would love to get a better understanding of the logistics of how she managed this. I work full time and I can’t imagine being able to afford to run for office — which is probably part of the problem! I always think of people who run for office as being wealthy.  How else can you

WHY IS HE STILL TALKING?!?! Seriously, every single interview I’ve read of his on this media tour has at least one mega eye roll deserving statement. Take a cue from George W., stay at home and paint something.