The music would all have pondering and thoughtful nodding in the background.

The Deep Lesbian State is a land of thoughtful lady-loving ladies who are terrible party guests. AKA my people.

The first build is always the hardest, but not just for the obvious reason of you don’t know what you’re doing. Its also the hardest because you likely don’t have any spare parts lying around so you can swap them in to figure out which one is broken.

still a better love story than Twilight

As a classically considered “chosen” person, fuck that guy.

Don Lemon said last night “We were here before Trump, and we will be here once he leaves”.

Those of us who live next door to you and would really prefer not to have fallout drift across the border for the next, mmmmh, half a million years would rather you, I dunno, get your shit together rather than embrace nihlism and an ‘aw fuck it I guess we deserve it waaah waaah’ attitude.

Crap—I forgot to mention this one. * opens closet door, 20 GameCube controllers fall out *

7. Hoard it forever because you are emotionally attached to it.

People are so ignorant of history that when I pointed out that Hitler only gained power because the conservative establishment embraced him out of fear of his base, thinking he would pivot once he actually was in office only to have him turn out to be worse than they’d ever dreamed, I was called a liar and too dumb to…

I fully expect David Clarke to have one pinned to himself any second now.

If we’re being honest with ourselves, haven’t we all been Leeroy?

“SWALLOWED A PEN BECAUSE NO ONE PAID ATTENTION TO HIM”

Monks often have such interesting thoughts!

I have to agree with him, even though I’m not a Christian. You don’t have to be a Christian to believe that there is another place where our better natures aren’t so frustrated by the often cruel contingencies of life here.

Wait. What? First names, or first and last names? I am not a paranoid person about the internet, but I don’t want every MRA clown who hasn’t been laid recently trying to find me Facebook, my workplace, or my address.

I recanted and made an exception for Joan Jett. Sue me.

Too old. My vote is for 65.

If Lyme disease goes untreated or misdiagnosed for a long time it can have life long effects. I know someone who’s had it for about 30 years. Thought it was Lupus up until a year ago. Regardless, in the context of this story, the take away is that she is ill.

Do you happen to have any broad guidelines you could share with us re: preparedness? I used to have a snowstorm preparedness kit when I lived in Boston, but I wouldn’t know where to begin with the whole ‘country gone to the crapper’ preparedness thing. Any tips would be much appreciated!