Trump makes me feel vindicated as a kissless virgin.

I am truly relieved that I do not and likely will not have children, particularly since my children would be at least half Black.

Got a vasectomy 2-3 years ago. Now I am so very glad I did.

I’ve always been glad to be child free, and since November there’s pretty much a daily event that make me soooo glad I don’t have to explain anything to a kid. How do you teach a child not to lie when the POTUS does it several times a day? How do you teach a teen to follow rules when POTUS never does? How do you…

Agreed. Emilio was in The Breakfast Club. Automatically and always far better than his brother.

I know MDMA has been used to treat PTSD and depression... but I am not aware of a speedball assisting it in the studies.

This might be one of the worst inventions/ideas ever.

This might be one of the worst inventions/ideas ever.

No, just your typical Trump supporters doing it for free. They feel liberated because Trump freed them from being “PC” which to them means, be openly racist.

I’ve been hearing rumors that some of you think I’ve faked tweets in the past or something ridiculous like that...

Exactly! Like um ok? I spend a lot of my day on Kinja talking to like-minded people that I respect, I laugh a lot, etc. As opposed to what? Working?!?!

As someone who used to Mount TV’s and set up home theater systems professionally, this is one of the most awful things I could ever imagine.

As someone who used to Mount TV’s and set up home theater systems professionally, this is one of the most awful…

I’m a hardly-Catholic white girl but I’ll defend your faith until the end of my time in this country filled with backwards fucking briars. If the commentariat on Jezebel is what I remember,

I found out about this from my dad. After having dinner with him, he sent me and my sister a text saying he loves us and not to go anywhere alone for the next few days.

shhhhhhh, you’ll hurt their feelings if you call them that. after all, calling people Nazis is what turns them into Nazis. /FACT

Is anyone surprised that Nazi’s are being Nazi’s.

this would be a whole lot better - as an owner - if it had dummy plugs for the second outlet in the wall. Its great until its own weight pulls it out of the wall. Fairly frequently.

this would be a whole lot better - as an owner - if it had dummy plugs for the second outlet in the wall. Its great…

Guys. Gals. Bears. I now firmly believe that when she said “there is probably a gun in the school to protect from potential grizzlies” she really meant “there is probably a gun in the school to protect from black children.”

I’d be more on board if they weren’t trying to do League of Extraordinary Gentlemen.