That’s what catheters are for.

The only part that I don’t do, because it doesn’t apply to me, is the posture part; my spine is deformed so I sit in all sorts of weird positions to be in as little pain as possible.

I’d like to add that a little olbas oil massaged in to my hands works a treat for easing out the aches after a long session in whatever…

Trick would be finding one willing to take that sort of hit for the team.

Maybe he’d even stroke out while being stroked...I can’t finish that, ewwwww!

I was going to ask if buying handjobs is a thing people do; then I remembered (my usually repressed for good reasons) time as a pro-domme...oh yeah it is.

Ummmm, can I plead the 5th on this one?...fuck I’m Irish we don’t have that...ummmmm. LOOK! I just love how other transwomen look...while naked...and pounding the living shit out of each other. I’m human alright?! (At least it happened with my brother and not my mother.)

Or and maybe this is just my being trans but maybe they want her to know that as far as they’re concerned she can die in a hail of bullets in a hallway.

Never EVER underestimate the sheer righteous pettiness of a grandmother.

It’s a technique used very effectively by his mentor Putin.

Maybe the fact that she’s a terf of the highest order has something to do with actual liberals running away from her?

Fuck her too! Both of them, sideways with a rusty anchor.

Swap out the spring, use some silicon lubricant on all moving parts as well as anything the darts move against. There I saved you from buying it. (I made some good money for a couple of years modding nerf guns before Airsoft took off in Ireland and honestly that’s 90% of it for anything that doesn’t include full-auto.)

Swap out the spring, use some silicon lubricant on all moving parts as well as anything the darts move against.…

In his next life, dharma affects this life and is earned as karma in the last...more or less, sort of; it’s complicated.

God’s this year just won’t ever end will it?

Also Biden’s a fucking snake; “So terrible how she was treated” *mutters out of side of mouth “That makes it all better right? When does she apologise for blaming me?”

A passing thought, is there anyway in US law for a group of concerned citizens to force a federal…

She’s a thrush infected thundercunt; plain and simple. I’m sorry she was abused, but that doesn’t in any way make right all the evil she’s brought in to the world.

And what you described has decided me on never going back to OW. I took a break a few months back to get some distance from the toxicity in the community; this just sounds like legitimised toxicity. “Noob Widow”...and they’re expected to become anything else how?

Nah Blizz crafted a wonderful game, the community…

Child abusing bastard in need of a good kicking from a pair of size 12 New Rocks is far more like it. Maybe some fucking jail time to learn some more lessons.

Are you saying I can play a beautiful, badass, queer ancient Greek woman?! Because if so this will be the first AC game I’ve played since AC2.

I love dogs, like have been known to run across streets to pet them. I’m the girl at the party who’s on the floor cuddling the dog and ignoring the other guests, including my partner. So I say this to B.Kav with difficulty.

Kill the fucking puppy you worthless piece of coprolite! That puppy will understand when it…

Dying of heat stroke? Dehydration? Being molested or otherwise abused by barely background checked staff?