My exact reaction every single time I remember that this particular part of our shared hellscape exists. Mind bleach needed!

Please platform producers stop being children and add crossplay!

Maybe, but at least he’s a tender, and gentle lover.

Related note, I’m a huge fan of Old Harry’s Game; and that Satan would DEFINITELY get us out of the wrong trouser leg of time...not saying it would be pleasant, but if it’s assfucked with a 12" dildo vs a cactus coated with Deep Heat “I’ll take the dildo please sir!”

It does, it really, really does. D:OS2 is the reason I still haven’t finished Dragon Age Inquisition.

And we all know that the fundamentals of DODGEBAAAALL! apply when trying to survive a pissed off Zenyetta. ;-)

Nah beagles are the best. Danes are a close 2nd though.

Fuck, that was some seriously depressing maths.

It’s funny but I usually end up playing S76 as a sort of picket healer (holding a position with my heal spike down when it’s needed) and I usually get silver or gold as healer; when I play Zen I just go balls deep in to the enemy team and hand out OfD/orb/orb/orb/youdead’s like candy at Halloween.

To me it just shows…

House rule based on not wanting to spend half my life having to figure out a table for every batshit thing my party want to try but isn’t in the source books already.

Add your characters Strength and Dexterity together, divide by 2, and roll under that with 2d10.

I’m from Cork City, can’t stand stout (though on certain dates I will raise a pint of Murphy’s and force it down; I miss my grand-dad.) and am actually allergic to potatoes. The number of times I’ve had people joke about my having to give up my passport; because I can’t eat some foreign muck...I really fucking miss…

Oh for fuck sake, roll an averaged Str/Dex check!

Thank you! I was racking my brain for the name of that episode...and too lazy to look it up.

I actually agree with you, my own perspective comes from being Irish and dealing with tourists and wannabe (No you’re not fucking) Irish tourists this time of year every year. We don’t have those types of cultural structures, but the sheer level of disrespect by many tourists towards our elderly makes me think…

We are living in the Jetsons, but we’re not the ones living in the clouds.

He’s an Irish Thatcherite; there really should be a requirement for a General Election when a Taoiseach steps down.

Undoubtedly, but fuck I wish my nations piss-poor current Taoiseach (not prime minister) had the backbone of a puddle of weak piss and told the White House to go fuck themselves if they wanted a bowl of shamrock.

Isn’t the fact that I’m feeding my addiction on PC and PS4 enough for these people?!

Scott Pilgrim is one of my all time favourite movies, to the degree that when I was having a really bad few weeks about 5 years back, my lil sis and her boyfriend arranged a movie night for me with all of my friends (that are remaining in Ireland, fucking emigration). And then she asked me who my favourite character…

Not going to lie; discovering this made a very very shitty day much much better.