But but but my oversized Monster energy drink sticker won't look right without all that extra plastic...

REEDS! Beat him with reeds! That and I hope this is a teachable moment for those of us with kids, more-so those who haven't considered if they've spoiled their offspring into little worthless soul suckers.

Owner neglect. The cause of unreliability lies in the operator.

5-door. Get it done Subaru. You've got 5-door versions of this body so make it happen.

You just blew my mind. I love popcorn and I love pork products but I've never combined the two. It all makes sense now.

Sorry for your loss. My eyes are all wet.

Awesome. Awesome to and for anyone with a sense of humor.

Wow, seriously? The boring thing about 2 door cars is the fact that they only have 2 doors. "Be sure to let that 2 door Altima and his buddy with the Dodge Stealth in." Actually I kind of like it when people pull bullshit like that. It makes it very clear where I do not want to be.

Politiwha? Are you saying this because the article was from Politico?

Folks, quit trolling that this isn't about Bugattitoytabarus. It's transportation. If you don't like the link, don't click on it like a compulsive little kid.

True. On the other hand though many of the improvements made to homes done by a homeowner are made without the necessary know how or diligence to find the right way to do it. My own home is a perfect example of this. Many gremlins in the walls that didn't manifest themselves till a few years later. If I had to…

I wish Acura still made cars.

Don't beat yourself up... as I kick myself for letting go of my 92 Si. Less fantastic of a machine but I still loved it. First 2 Honda's with Vtec (yo). It's now why I have a death grip on my current Honda, my Element. Don't laugh. Loads of character.

I heart this list.

Agreed. He's my favorite to hate on but one needs to be a type "A"sshole to drive at that level. Otherwise they'd end up in the fetal position knowing how much each little mistake costs, which is what I'd probably do.

Same dial as the win setting. Only takes a jiggle.

shush.

Riiiight next to the Walmart. Collectively they had a whole mouth worth of teeth.

I'm not allowed to recommend this more than once though not for a lack of trying.

then there was the turn