While the whitewashing may have been a factor it is not why this movie failed. It failed because it is a piece of shit Hollywood knockoff of the original work that thought it could replicate some scenes from the original and have a built in fan base. They made a movie too niche for general audiences and too…

Yay!

I have nothing against tattoos (I have one myself), but that Blake Shelton tattoo is pure white trash. Does he also drive a pickup truck with a confederate flag bumper sticker and “roll coal”?

Found this quote in a different article:

You know a bomb just went off in the St. Petersburg subway and killed 10 people. Maybe we could talk about that or literally anything other than these awful, boring people.

Freddie Mercury was Zoroastrian. Pat Boone is Christian. Just sayin’.

“Hollywood has changed her. I think her ambition is to become a princess.”

My take away from this is that Bianca del Rio is a troll.

Samantha Markle sounds like a shitty sister, MS or no MS.

Satan today and everyday.

I love me some Instagram drama, even though I am not really on team anyone in this. Candace is terrible and you know she actually hates gay people, but that phrase has been around long before Bianca del Rio made it her own so it feels sort of sketchy to call someone out for wearing a t-shirt not made by your company…

Samantha Markle sounds petty as hell.

Even the mom of Meghan Markle’s sister (they have the same father) is saying her daughter is just trying to cash in on Meghan’s fame. You know your attempts for attention are sad when even your mom is blasting you on the internet.

I hope she has the gumption to apologize to her child when she’s no longer able to properly care for him without despicable socialist handouts.

Bless your heart.

I keep hearing stylists on morning talk shows say things like “Once you reach a certain age, you have to cut off all of your hair. Older women can’t have long hair”. Then I see these ladies and I keep wondering where people come up with that crap.

Managing to maintain a good head of hair in your 60s+ (for women or men) is a secret sauce that can forgive a whole lot of other sins.

Here’s a fairly current shot with not much, if anything, done to it:

It was directed by the guy who did Snow White and the Huntsman and written by the writer of a shitload of Transformers movies. That’s more offensive to me than the whitewashing and I’m so Asian, I eat rice with my chicken wings.

I think Carmen Dell’Orefice might have a little something to say about age limits.