Lol was thinking the same. He probably handed the phone to his driver to type up, because he didn’t want to be bored for 25 seconds thinking about MLK. But the breathless, authentically Grand Cheezwizard rant about SNL arrived like clockwork.

I don’t see him as a legitimate President either. Thank you Rep. Lewis for your continued bravery.

I really wish these two would have entered a relationship if only to spare the rest of the dating pool having to deal with them. They both seem like a lot of work.

Or, Coretta may block Sessions from the grave. Bless her.

US Representative John Lewis, Civil Rights Activist, will testify against Sessions. He was almost beaten to death in Sessions’ home state. May he speak and bear witness for MLK and Coretta Scott King.

So we’re not just undoing Obama’s legacy; we’re starting to undo King’s.

They didn’t want to make too much of a splash.

alternate headline:

“Fancy dress” for the average Trumper means Kohl’s.

Isn’t it reassuring to know our president-elect is so on top of things he even know the status of stock of various dress shops? How competent must he be to know that?

All the dress shops in town, you say?

Debbie Downer

I googled Dress Shop, and apparently most places which fall under that label are specialty shops for weddings. So this clarifies a lot. Donald assumes that women will be pouring into DC hoping to marry him, because this is how his mind works.

My first thought when reading the interview was, “does he think it’s 1895, or something?”

wtf is a dress shop? when in the fuck did i happen upon 1917?

Your logic has no place here.

Thank god. We need frivolity for a brief while.

There’s zero chance Meek didn’t turn into a blubbering mess when she finally broke the news. He can’t drop an album without monitoring who tweets about it, he can’t handle losing his meal ticket like this.

How they are not calling this a hate crime I have no idea... imagine the roles being reversed and it was a black man having this done to him by a bunch of white shit heads... it would immediately be called a hate crime. Replace “fuck trump” with “fuck obama” and “fuck white people” with “fuck black people”. This is…

That same “friend” also vague-posts about needing trust in a relationship and when you ask them about it, they “don’t wanna talk about it”. Then the next week their boyfriend/husband is their KING and they are SO BLESSED.