If that 3rd cover is an actual swimsuit, then the rotisserie chicken I bought earlier this week had the same one.

For women with big hips, high waisted pants make my ass pop! Fuck that low cut shit.

You’re right it’s not a ban. It’s an action causing real harm to hundreds of thousands of people, the only purpose of which is to curry favor with muslim-fearing voters. Terrorism is not a threat in the United States.

Regardless of how I already pointed out you’re full of it, a temporary ban is still a ban. Thanks for playing.

Wait...you’re taking this shit SERIOUSLY???

Hot tip: don’t try to convince your SO to have period sex by saying “But you get to pretend you’re washing off the blood of your enemies when you take a shower!” I (drunkenly) thought that was hilarious. He did not.

Looks great. Too bad I’m never seeing it. I’m not giving a penny to Susan Sarandon as long as she lives.

I also do not understand the real bizarro world we live in where a thrice-divorced, sexual assaulting, lewd, clearly not Christian man who supported abortion until the last year and a half and cheated on all of his wives could become the leader of the Republican party, but truth can be stranger than fiction, I suppose.

Ugh but basically unreadable. Is this a generation gap thing? Because I am sure I read lots of millennial writing and this I just couldn’t. Sorry. I am sure Amy is a delightful person. But no.

I will stick with Diorshow just to avoid that hell of a name from Maybelline. Jeez Louise, get your copy department to calm the eff down. (Actually, I’ve been VERY into Urban Decay Perversion lately as well. It’s SOOO BLACK.)

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Not too long ago, seeing athletes take part in political protests would have felt like an anomaly

Proud to march in Houston, TX.

Agree. I fucking hate that group. And the general sentiment that pervades it, and these stupid t-shirts (“It wasn’t me! I’m one of the GOOD white people! Give me my cookie!”).

Weird. I’d rather have roads and bridges and tunnels and a highly functioning rail system and schools that teach actual American history and not revisionist crap like “slaves were workers from Africa,” but if you’d rather spend US dollars to keep an already-declining number of Mexicans from coming to the US and…

This made me realize towns like yours wish Mexicans were House Elves: all the labor from invisible beings. Magic!

Once, I got mad at my husband (like, crying mad) because he gave me a necklace while I was in a serious postpartum hormonal stew fugue state and while he was giving it to me, HE HAD CHEESE IN HIS MOUTH. I couldn’t wait to tell someone what a fucking monster he was and when my girlfriend called 5 minutes later and I…

I am really digging January Jones lately! A few months ago, a fellow Jezzie was talking about how great her Instagram is, and it’s true. She seems really funny and self-aware. This quote of hers from the link is hitting home hard for me today, as the mother of a demanding toddler: