False equivalency. One of these is an acceptable way to silence a crying baby, but I’m not entirely certain you know which one.

Yes, of course it is. The operative words being “practiced” and “technique.” I have played operas, for famous rock and pop bands and have backed up singers who don’t need autotune or studios to mask their weak vocal ranges or technique. Trust me, I know of what I speak and there are some really famous, rich,…

I just can’t with Ciara - she and Russell and their constant “God is great-ing”. God may indeed be great (I’m an atheist, so I doubt it), but I STRONGLY DOUBT that he/she/it cares about Seahawks football/engagements on the beach/whether the two of them are getting it on. Their particularly brand of Christianity…

Ah yes, the old “I’m going to talk about sex like it’s so violent that I will murder/main you horribly” routine.

I thought it looked like some sort of Franken-pancit. Like instead of spam there’s... hotdogs? And bacon? I don’t know, I gave it my best shot.

A little shitting is good fer ya

I dunno, the “maybe don’t take our children into a war zone where even UN convoys are bombed” is not that bad a tack . . .

I think it’s a fair question to ask. Not all of us lesbians are gold star lesbians. I can only speak from me and my circle’s experiences but for a lot of us, that relationship with a male (no matter how far it progresses) is part of the process of knowing and understanding what feels right or realising who you are.…

It’s amazing that having pneumonia is a bigger sin than all the crap Trump has pulled.

Can we not call two people raping another person a theesome? Jesus.

Mathematically, you’re voting for Trump.

It’s fine that you don’t want to vote for a candidate that you don’t think represents your ideals, but it is also fine that Bee lives in the real world and recognizes that: (1) there are only two candidates with a chance to win this presidential election and (2) if you refuse to vote for the one that most closely…

Sam Bee is not obligated to support your quixotic dream of remaking our democracy at the expense of our actual democracy.

So Peter Thiel gets final editorial say on every post they write from now on? Because that’s what you’re saying. If he files a lawsuit, the post gets taken down, regardless of whether the lawsuit has merit? There’s no journalistic endeavor in the US which operates under such restrictions.

I like that but I'm not convinced. I guess I don't like the part where she has that vagina? I don't know. Maybe if she smiled more....

No. I hear ‘Clinton’ and ‘email’ and just stop listening at this point. Wake me up when they have some actual provable evidence of lawbreaking. Most Americans can’t even tell you what a server does, they just know they should be upset about it because Fox News told them so.

That’s not what I meant by my statement at all. I meant that as a young gay, much like many gay people before me, falling in love with my best friend helped me realize I was gay. That’s all I meant. Chill out.

Yes, having three adult relationships that we, the public, know of certainly pushes her towards Fickle Harlot territory, I’m sure.

Yes, it’d be much better if she’d lied to him and conducted an affair. People are not wedded for life. You’re allowed to leave a relationship for any reason.