Didn’t have the sound on while watching this clip, but this movie looks like it might be pretty good with a fart reel.

Reason 1 million why I don’t read my own student evaluations and never will.* And why the only person in my department who has ever suggested basing the merit-based pay component of our salary on teaching evaluations was male.** I don’t need to read a teaching evaluation to know that they think I’m a bitch because I…

I support their message and their right to protest, but yo, them some nice titties, too!

It’s been a bit nippy on both coasts I see.

I don’t understand how BS has fooled so many people after we’ve seen the 7 years of President Obama’s battle with congress. It is literal foolishness and folly to believe that we will get single-payer healthcare within the next two years AT LEAST, especially with an anti-Wall Street candidate in a climate that fosters…

I’ll start with the ones that lessen student loan burdens, help the working poor, support Planned Parenthood and other vital organizations, increase regulations where needed, and that’s just to start. Wow, that was easy

Well, yeah, and also because generally candidate’s WIVES are totally verboten. I understand that Bill Clinton is a former president and more public a figure than the typical candidate spouse, and that these scandals are public, but come the fuck on. I’m not voting for Bill Clinton, I’m voting for Hillary Clinton, and…

I have no opinion on the woman IN the dress, but that is one FUGLY ass dress. What the hell is up with the sleeves?!

Oh, oh. I can now geek out about my favourite law case ever. This has come up IN THE COURTS over here, coz we take this shit seriously.

Being an asshole is its own motive. They didn’t give a shit that their kid was going to grow up with no parents and have the legacy of being “the daughter of those terrorists that shot up a bunch of people who helped the disabled”.

If they made a musical like West Side Story but with Prescriptivists and Descriptivists, who would be the Jets and who would be the Sharks?

Oh THATs what just landed on the lawn. Dogs got it.

An adult sent a bunch of other adults an article and it crosses a line because it’s about the female orgasm. THE ENTIRE GODDAMN WORLD practically revolves around the male orgasm, but god forbid anyone ever talk about the female orgasm, how dare they!

So this guy’s entire professional career has been peppered with morally questionable and ethically sketchy shit, yet the thing that derails him is a (no doubt) poorly lit, shaky cellphone video (shot in portrait) of him making like The Beast With Two Backs?

God, America truly is a nation of puritanical pukes.

First - you need a HUG. BIG HUG.

Yes, this.

She was the victim of check fraud AND rape. Not that hard to understand.

Unfortunately, the way this case is being handled makes it look like sex trafficking is a workers are legitimate business human beings.

Yeah, no need to co-opt that one. It’s perfectly non-offensive as it is. And just for fun, I’m gonna start incorporating it into urban phrasology like so: Jewess, please!